[Copypasta] My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, mom here, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I dont know what that is, but a quick Google search shows Kripp subscribers are linked with NaCL overdose disorder. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

salty

(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ ~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€~β€’ ~β€’ γ€€ γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€ ~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€ γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~β€’
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November 2014
Kripp

Doggies can be vegan too

twitchquotes: I am a dog being raised by a very loving family. Or at least I was, until a balding romanian gypsy kidnapped me from my home. Now he doesn't let me go outside and doesn't feed me. Every time I try to tell him I am hungry he puts green leaves in my bowl and says doggies can be vegan too if they try hard enough. I believe this man is mentally disabled. Please send help. OhMyDog
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

When a stream sniper looks at a stream, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun

twitchquotes: When a Stream Sniper looks at a stream, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when Kripp orders a 420YoloQuickSc0peR MLG 5000 Stream Sniper Rifle with a 10/10 BM magazine, orange juice holder, Cattarian reticle, with custom well met rounds, and an optional built in asshurt detection system, he's a casual.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

This is shit

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November 2014
Kripp

Hey Kripp this is your new fan Edward!

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp this is your new fan Edward! I've never heard of you before but I just finished watching your HILARIOUS #FAIL video and I can safely say that it was one of the funniest and most erotic videos I have ever masturbated to in my time. Please keep making them so that my left arm will continue to grow stronger every day also BTW I am left handed
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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