[Copypasta] Al salem Kripperion!

twitchquotes: Al salem Kripperion! This be brother Al-Saq-Quadir Prince of Oilrabia, in my country we don't have currency, we only trade in brofist. You have a magnificent one krippFist, I be prepared to offer 50 million USD for your amputated right hand forever preserved while brofisting, thank you for understanding Kripp, and see you in my dungeon.
twitch chat
June 2015
Kripp
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I've always wanted to be an octopusserino

twitchquotes: ive always wanted to be an octopusserino but everytime i try to tell someone they make fun of me. well ive had it up to here. today is the day i put my tentacles down. im sick and tired of people telling me what i can and cant be. i will be getting surgery to split my legs like pasterinos so i can have tentacles if you copy and pasterino my story to mock me i swear i will ink all over your face!
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

lethal

twitchquotes: Amaz moans hard as Kripp gropes his smallish package. ā€œPepperoniā€ Kripp whispered into Amazā€™s elvish ear, as they started making out. ā€œDoā€¦do I win?ā€ Amaz says tentatively, as Kripp slowly tugs away his pants. ā€œYour deck is crazyā€ Kripp says, as he flips Amaz on his back. ā€œItā€™s lethal guysā€ Amaz says playfully, as he presents his Twisting Nether.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

KappaPride

This guy's such a bad player!

twitchquotes: ā˜‘ "This guy's such a bad player!ā€ ā˜‘ ā€œYou seen my deck guys, there was nothing I could've doneā€ ā˜‘ "How am I losing against these NOOBS" ā˜‘ ā€œThis is hearthstone guysā€ ā˜‘ "I lost" ā˜‘ ā€œHe played like trash and got luckyā€ ā˜‘ ā€œFUCKIN' EHā€ ā˜‘
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Hello Kripp, this is Juan Jose Manuel Torres Esteban Rodriguez Ochoa Martinez Lopez Jr

twitchquotes: Š½ello ÄørĪ¹pp, jĻ…an joŃ•Ć© Š¼anĻ…el тorreѕ eѕтeŠ²an rodrĪ¹gĻ…ez ocŠ½oa Š¼arтĪ¹nez lopez jr. Š½ere. Ī¹ no lĪ¹Äøe yoĻ…r cŠ½aт. pleaѕe Ņ“rĪ¹endѕ, no Š¼ore ѕpaŠ¼Š¼erĪ¹no Ī¹n cŠ½aтerĪ¹no oÄø aŠ¼Ī¹go? or elѕe Ī¹ Š½op Š²orderĪ¹no. no cappĻ…ccĪ¹no.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

This guy's deck is average

twitchquotes: ā˜‘ ā€œThis guy's deck is averageā€ ā˜‘ ā€œMy deck wins about half of the time against a deck like thatā€ ā˜‘ "He played precisely those two cards" ā˜‘ ā€œHe topdecked a mediocre card for a mediocre turnā€ ā˜‘ "He had several cards" ā˜‘ ā€œThere were multiple options open to meā€ ā˜‘ ā€œI played that"
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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