[Copypasta] It's me, country-pop superstar Taylor Swift

twitchquotes: Hey QT, hey chatters!!! It's me, country-pop superstar Taylor Swift, but you can call me Taylor Swift. Just poppin' by to ask why the streamer won't play any of my hits today, it feels like we have Bad Blood. We Belong Together, i bet if we could go Back to December he would play my songs. Trouble.
twitch chat
July 2015
imaqtpie
I used to be a real ad
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Ads on imaqtpie's stream

twitchquotes: Hey QT, I was enjoying a session of ads on your stream recently, when it abruptly ended after only 45 minutes. Could you please fix this, me and my wife are eager to know how effective this kitchen cleaner will be!
twitch chat
August 2016
imaqtpie

Ripperoni Pepperoni dude

twitchquotes: āœ“I'm just gonna shove this shit out āœ“ *I'm pretty strong right now* āœ“ *FUCK man* āœ“ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* āœ“ *I love it dude* āœ“ *Epic nice dude* āœ“ *Just gonna go shop* āœ“ Did that really fucking hit me? āœ“ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude āœ“.
twitch chat
March 2015
imaqtpie

I'm going all in boys!

twitchquotes: į••ā”Œā—•į—œā—•ā”į•— IM GOING ALL IN B O Y S! Ź• Ķ”Ā·į“„ Ķ”Ā· Ź” Yįµ’įµ˜ Oį¶°Ė”Źø Lį¶¤įµ›įµ‰ Oį¶°į¶œįµ‰ Ź• Ķ”Ā·į“„ Ķ”Ā· Ź”
twitch chat
December 2014
imaqtpie

QTPie's journal

twitchquotes: QTPies Journal; These streamers are afraid of me. I've seen their true face. Diamond 2 is an extended gutter and the gutter is full of trash. And when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin, like Dom and Jared will drown. The accumulated filth of all their missed flashes and low mechanic champions will foam up around their waists and all the annie mains and boosted monkeys will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "No."
twitch chat
April 2016
imaqtpie

Boosted Animal Jared

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Greekeroni Philosopheroni

twitchquotes: hey qtpie i'm a greekeroni philosopheroni and i want to share my toughts. so far for me KAPPA is god KAPPA is in everything so we are KAPPA we are god this is my philosopheroni pls no kapparoni papajohnny
twitch chat
August 2014
imaqtpie
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