Hello Kripp, Cattarian here. Since I'm dead, my new family bought me sunglasses and propped me up like in that movie Weekend At Bernie's. How you doing in Canadaland? Playing Grindstone? Been lucky? Not dead like me? Say hello to Rania from me.
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VAPE ME UP, VAPE ME UP INSIDE
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VAPE ME UP VAPE ME UP INSIDE CAN'T VAPE UP VAPE ME UP INSIDE VAPE MEEEEE CALL MY NAME AND VAPE ME
VAPE ME UP VAPE ME UP INSIDE CAN'T VAPE UP VAPE ME UP INSIDE VAPE MEEEEE CALL MY NAME AND VAPE ME
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VapeNation
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Shill this half baked product to your loyal fanbase
Kripp's MALDHAWK
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Late last year, we were on an expedition to find the rarest hairstyle of them all.. the "MALDHAWK" A combination of MALD and a hawk nest, it combines the fluidity of middle aged male pattern baldness to a contrast of dead rats. Much to our chagrin, we found it April 13th, 2020, on a morose Canadian gypsy's stream. He had over 10k viewers at the time of writing this
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Dennis in a time machine
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The year is 1945. βDennis,β Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. βGet back to the time machine. We have what we need here.β A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked βTop Deck.β Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. βWe will see who says "Salt" now,β he saysβ¦.
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