[Copypasta] Look subs, I have more money than you

twitchquotes: 4Head [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Look subs, I have more money than you 4Head
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July 2015

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plebs vs subs

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This is why eSports will never...

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August 2018

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Years of research

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