[Copypasta] Donald of the House Trump

twitchquotes: SMOrc In the name of Donald of the House Trump SMOrc , First of his name, rightful President of the States. Lord of the 2 political parties, SMOrc Protector of the Border. I trumpW sentence you to exile. SMOrc
twitch chat
August 2015
I used to be a real ad
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Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth: ~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€ ~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€~ KappaPride ~ KappaPride γ€€ γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride γ€€ γ€€γ€€γ€€~ KappaPride
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March 2016
Forsen

Classic

KappaPride

How to have sex and still be a virgin

You see if you have sex with another virgin you're therefore taking their virginity and they are taking your virginity so it's a win-win and you can still use Reddit
March 2021

Yamas! This is Mr OpieOP's Greek Restaurant

twitchquotes: Yᴀᴍᴀs! α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs ᴍʀ. OpieOP 's ɒʀᴇᴇᴋ ʀᴇsα΄›α΄€α΄œΚ€α΄€Ι΄α΄›. Fᴏʀ α΄€ ʟΙͺᴍΙͺᴛᴇᴅ α΄›Ιͺᴍᴇ ᴏɴʟy, yᴏᴜ α΄„α΄€Ι΄ ɒᴇᴛ α΄€ ΚŸα΄€Κ€Ι’α΄‡ α΄›α΄’α΄€α΄›α΄’Ιͺα΄‹Ιͺ α΄©Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄€ α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄€ ᴍᴇᴅΙͺᴜᴍ sᴇʀᴠΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ᴏF ᴏᴜᴒᴏ Fᴏʀ ᴏɴʟy 4.20 $! ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ α΄‡ΚŸΙͺΙ’ΙͺΚ™ΚŸα΄‡ ᴛᴏ α΄›ΚœΙͺs ᴏFFᴇʀ, α΄›yᴩᴇ α΄›Κœα΄‡ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ "Opie OP" (ɴᴏ sᴩᴀᴄᴇ) Ιͺɴᴛᴏ α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄„Κœα΄€α΄›. sᴇᴇ yᴏᴜ α΄€α΄› ᴍy ʀᴇsα΄›α΄€α΄œΚ€α΄€Ι΄α΄›!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

LS aka "Lost Sailor" is a navigator turned caster who hails from Antartica

twitchquotes: LS aka "Lost Sailor" is a navigator turned caster who hails from Antartica, having been lost at sea due to his lack of geographical knowledge as well as his lack of map awareness and ending up in the region known for their excellent ARAM skills and elderly pro players. He is specifically known for his knowledge about "freezing" and one-tricking Volibear in level 25 draft pick. He states: "I had to shove the wave and ended up in NA. If we hadn't anchored I wouldn't be hardstuck in the fucking atlantic sea" and "No, my pathing wasn't bad, if the captain had listened to me we could've denied 3 waves". He can be found sailing the bottom of solo-queue just like he almost sailed the bottom of the sea.
twitch chat
September 2020
imls

League of Legends

The Black Rat, Rattus Rattus

twitchquotes: The Black Rat, Rattus Rattus, was first described by Henrik Ahnberg in his 18th century work β€œA Dong’s guide to Dota”. An elusive and hardy creature, the rat excels at damaging structures and retreating at the first sign of danger, only to begin its attack anew once the threat has passed. Unlike many of his peers, Ahnberg greatly respected the rat, finding many of its features similar to his own. His love for the rat became so great that he soon left the world of men and descended into the sewers to live among the rats, eventually becoming their king.
twitch chat
March 2015
AdmiralBulldog

Dota 2

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