[Copypasta] Donald of the House Trump

twitchquotes: SMOrc In the name of Donald of the House Trump SMOrc , First of his name, rightful President of the States. Lord of the 2 political parties, SMOrc Protector of the Border. I trumpW sentence you to exile. SMOrc
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August 2015
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Facestone

twitchquotes: Important message from BlizzardĀ® Customer Support: We recently renamed HearthstoneĀ® to FacestoneĀ®. Please make sure not to use HearthstoneĀ®, SkillstoneĀ® or RNGStoneĀ® since these names are obsolete. Thank you.
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March 2015
Forsen

I donā€™t know what Overwatch is

twitchquotes: I donā€™t know what Overwatch is. Thereā€™s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donā€™t know. And then sometimes if that wasnā€™t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iā€™m getting a handle on what ā€œJunkrat kin discourseā€ is yall show up with ā€œThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperā€ and then SHEā€™S part of the Overwatchers. ā€œThis is Swedish Beefcakeā€ could yall? not?? I still donā€™t know what a Hanzo is.
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April 2021

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Kripp's next hoodie color

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Im excited to think of what the next hoodie color will be. This ones been going strong 20 days in a row now. Maybe we'll go back to the blue one or even the other light grey one that was worn for 30+ days. It's like a game now.
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January 2015
Kripp

Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass

I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass. I am male if it matters. I've always been into putting things in my ass I don't know why, I'm not gay or anything I just like how it feels. Well I got drunk last night and decided to play with my ass and I hadn't gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought "why not?" I've put action figures up there before because they feel different and it's funny. I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and put him up against my asshole and started sliding him in. "To infinity and beyond!" I moaned as Buzz entered me. The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he's stuck in there and I can't get him out. I know I need to go to the emergency room but honestly I'm scared and ashamed. I've managed to hide it from my wife so far but I think she's getting suspicious and can tell something is wrong. I'm going to try to sneak to the ER later and hopefully get it taken care of without her finding out.
July 2022

Confessions

I like spamming copypastas

twitchquotes: I like spamming copypastas. It's my favorite activity. When they're dank, I think to myself "yes". When they're removed, I think to myself "no".
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January 2018
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