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MY OPPONENT DRAWS CARDS EVERY TURN
MY OPPONENT DRAWS CARDS EVERY TURN
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What happened to this ad? :(
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NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
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Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. āI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!ā Rania consoles him, āItās okay sweetheart. I love you.ā Kripp responds in tears āI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donāt play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!ā Rania wraps her arms around Krippās neck, āItās okay baby, itāll be different, when Artifact comes out!ā Kripp lets out a scream, āNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENāS CARD GAME!ā
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Artifact
It's seen as a bit of skillfull fun
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When Kripp gets a good topdeck, its seen as a bit of skillful fun. BUT when his opponent topdecks precisely the only card that can beat him, and there's nothing Kripp can do, together with a CRAZY deck that his deck can't win against, hes called lucky?
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Hello Kripp, this is Juan Jose Manuel Torres Esteban Rodriguez Ochoa Martinez Lopez Jr
This AI's hero power is CRAZY!
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ā āThis AI's hero power is CRAZY!ā ā āMy deck can't win against a hero power like thatā ā "He NEEDED precisely those 4/4s to win" ā āHe hero powered the only card that could beat meā ā "He had the perfect hero power" ā āThere was nothing I could doā ā āI played that perfectly"
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Hearthstone
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
All is then right with the world
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Maybe his long Journey away from the evil drug that is Hearthstone has brought moral clarity to his life. Kripp rises up and breaks away from the shackles the succubus has locked Kripp in. Papaparrian holds the key and sets Kripp's mind free. He swears to never go back to Greece or play Hearthstone ever again. Kripp moves back in with Papa and finally gets his OJ sponsorship. The beautifully creamy wall is vibrant as Kripp uploads his newest video in the old wonderland. "Hey guys how's it going, Kripparian here." Kripp starts up PoE again in anticipation of the new expansion being released, theory crafting builds. He is happy and filled with life each day of streaming.
All is then right with the world.
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