[Copypasta] Artosis the Great

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparian! This is your lord and saviour, Artosis the Great! I have boarded my private jet to Greecerino to meet you and your lovely wiferino Rania. See you soon! Much loverino, please no dan marino gran torino
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April 2014
Kripp
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twitchquotes: Sugar! PJSugar Spice! PJSalt And everything nice! OhMyDog CoolCat KappaPride These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect streamer. But Professor Reynad accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction - Chemical Vegan! Thus, the Kripp was born! BabyRage
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twitchquotes: We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Veganism (which wonโ€™t allow legal meat eaters) the State of Twitch, and the State of Kripparian, each one of which has a BIG Vegan lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Lettuce if, in fact, there was a large number of secretly dumped carrots as has been widely reported!
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ATTENTION 2003 KIDS

twitchquotes: โ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธATTENTION 2003 KIDSโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ!!! This ๐Ÿ‘‡ is the last year of being a kid ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง! Because NEXT ๐Ÿ‘‰YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’…!! PARTYING ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ƒ DRINKING ๐Ÿป๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ PERIODS ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซ HEARTBREAKS ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ช MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
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Please stop hoarding Hearthstone dust

twitchquotes: เผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ Well Met Kripp, this is Doctorino Dongerino. I urge you: pls stop hoarding Hearthstone dust. Breathing in all that dust will cause your lungs to RIP in pepperonis. Pls copypasta to save Kripp life เผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ
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