[Copypasta] Why are we rioting?

Mayor of Canadaland

twitchquotes: ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʏᴏʀ ᴏғ ᴄᴀɴᴀᴅᴀʟᴀɴᴅ. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴍʏ sᴏɴ, ᴇᴠᴇʀ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴜs ᴏᴜʀ sᴀʟᴛ ᴍɪɴᴇs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴅʀʏ. ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ɪs ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ʜᴀʀᴅ-ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ sᴀʟᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ᴍᴇᴀʟs. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴄᴛᴀᴠɪᴀɴ.

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

We will not go quietly into the night!

twitchquotes: We will not go quietly into the night! WutFace

We will not vanish without a fight! WutFace

We’re going to live on! WutFace

We’re going to survive! WutFace

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! WutFace

BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE 🏥 WutFace

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twitch chat

February 2016

Kripp

Dear Kripp, this is Kevin Kuntmeyer from P.E.T.A

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, this is Kevin Kuntmeyer from P.E.T.A. It has come to my attention that you brutally brofisted a small defenseless Kitten in its adorable face live on your stream moments ago. If you do not apologize and rub his little tum tum for 20 minutes on stream, I will be forced to punish you to the fullest extent of the law. You've been warned...

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

In the Realm of the Saltiverse

twitchquotes: In the Realm of the Saltiverse, a young Saltkeeper named Kripparrian was chosen to free his people from their ancient enemy, the Mods. Using the magical power of Copy and Paste, Kripparrian sacrificed his salt force to banish the mods to Trump's chat. However, in doing so, Kripparian paid the ultimate sacrifice and became Casual. Please copy pasterino this talerino, so we do not forgetterino the legenderino of the Saltkeeperio Kripperino.

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

MODS

salty

MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper

twitchquotes: MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper

SHAPESHIFT ResidentSleeper

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS OVER ResidentSleeper

PLAGUE LORD ResidentSleeper

MY WINGED CHILDREN FILL THE SKIES ResidentSleeper

I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIC ResidentSleeper

twitch chat

March 2018

Kripp

[Copypasta] Why are we rioting?

୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ riot ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨

୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ riot ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨

Mayor of Canadaland

We will not go quietly into the night!

Dear Kripp, this is Kevin Kuntmeyer from P.E.T.A

In the Realm of the Saltiverse

MODS

salty

MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper

Hearthstone

[Copypasta] Why are we rioting?

୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ riot ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨

୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ riot ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨

Mayor of Canadaland

We will not go quietly into the night!

Dear Kripp, this is Kevin Kuntmeyer from P.E.T.A

In the Realm of the Saltiverse

MODS

salty

MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper

Hearthstone

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