[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

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Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8?

twitchquotes: Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym....
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November 2014

Ben Shapiro counts to one million

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

Having to call a judge β€œyour honor” is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)

β€œYour Honor”. I mean gimmie a fuckin’ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too? I’ve seriously seen courtrooms where they’ll say β€œSir” and the judge will be like β€œIt’s β€œYour Honor” young man!!” Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use β€œSir” like everybody else. It’s some LARPING I’d expect kids to do. β€œOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!” Shut up. EDIT: I’m literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, y’all, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing. EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying β€œit’s just a title, like Doctor!”. Judges have a title like β€œDoctor”, it’s called β€œJudge” - Doctors don’t expect us to call them β€œThy Healer” or some crap like that.
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