[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

twitchquotes: Please do not copy and paste this copypasta. It is my original copypasta and is protected by copyright law. If I see anyone pasting my intellectual property without permission, a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare will smite you.
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September 2015
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Holding hands with reynad

twitchquotes: ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) When i hold my mouse-cursor over reynads mouse-cursor, it feels like i am holding hands with him ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
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May 2015
Reynad

not an weeb thing

twitchquotes: โ€˜not an weeb thingโ€™. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering normal people everywhere i go. wherever i look, people with tv show merch, people speaking english. it makes me and millions of other weebs out there feel really attacked.
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February 2019

Le Boobhead has arrived

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘(โ—)โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘(โ—)โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘leโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘boobheadโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘hasโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘arrivedโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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July 2017

Classic

Kappa wave

twitchquotes: ๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰:ใƒป๏พŸ KAPPA WAVE!!:โ€žรธยคยบยฐยจ ยจยฐยบยคKEEP THE KAPPANESS GOING ยธโ€žรธยคยบยฐยจ ยจยฐยบยครธยบ LETS GO KAPPAS !ยคยคยบยฐยจยจยฐยบยครธยบยครธโ€žยธยธรธยคยบยฐยจโ€ž รธยคยบยฐยจยจยฐยบ
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October 2014

Program and Control Man

twitchquotes: We are all living in Pac-Manโ€™s world. You know what Pac stands for? P.A.C Program and Control. Heโ€™s program and Control Man. The whole thingโ€™s a metaphor. All he can do is consume. Heโ€™s pursued by demons that are probably just in his own mind.
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March 2019

Super Smash Bros

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