[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

twitchquotes: Please do not copy and paste this copypasta. It is my original copypasta and is protected by copyright law. If I see anyone pasting my intellectual property without permission, a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare will smite you.
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September 2015
What happened to this ad? :(
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This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with... nevermind

twitchquotes: (ฬฟยทฬฟฤนฬฏยทฬฟ ฬฟ) This is the 12-0 Police, you're coming with ... Nevermind wrong person. (ยทฬฟฤนฬฏยทฬฟ ฬฟ)
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January 2015
Trump

have you ever had a dream like this?

have you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ ever ๐Ÿ˜  had a dreams ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ญ- thats โœ”- that you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ค uhm ๐Ÿ˜ค you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ had you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ- you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ could- you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ do what you ๐Ÿ‘‰ want ๐Ÿ˜- you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ could do- so you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ- you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ do- you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ could do you ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ˆ- you ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘‰ wan ๐Ÿ”‘- you ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘‰ want ๐Ÿ˜‹ him ๐Ÿ‘ด to do so much ๐Ÿ”ฅ that you ๐Ÿ‘‰ could do anything ๐Ÿ’ฐ?
April 2021

Emoji Pasta

First time I got smash 4 and tried it

twitchquotes: First time I got smash 4 and tried it, after having played Fox-only on Final Destination for years in Melee, I was so disappointed. I couldn't Doowop an Skippity Uppity Airslap into a Wavedashed Cockdump Sparklenut. You aren't even allowed to Spitshine a ledge canceled Dickknob after twirlywhirly dibbidybobbidyboo 2: Electric Boogaloo. Fucking inexcusable. I really hope Sakurai dies so the series can see its full potential.
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November 2018

Super Smash Bros

This guy's wallet is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's wallet is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy bank account can't win against a payment like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two credit cards to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe bought the only card that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect purchase" โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could buy" โ˜‘ โ€œI paid that perfectly"
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February 2017

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

เผผ ใค _ เผฝใคGreetings twitch chat

twitchquotes: เผผ ใค _ เผฝใคGreetings twitch chat, at midnight i will celebrate halloween by killing people who didn't Copy pastarino this message. Do it now or you will be dead at 00:00. Copy pastarino NOW or Rip in peperoni's.เผผ ใค _ เผฝใค
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October 2014
imaqtpie
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