[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

twitchquotes: Please do not copy and paste this copypasta. It is my original copypasta and is protected by copyright law. If I see anyone pasting my intellectual property without permission, a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare will smite you.
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September 2015
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Mods, I am truly humbled by the timeou

twitchquotes: Mods, I am truly humbled by the timeout. Due to the stupidity of my actions, I've recognised that I've learned my lesson and will no longer make the same mistake by copying and paste again. Here's to a better chat.
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July 2022

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VIRGIN CHECK Pokimane emote

twitchquotes: VIRGIN CHECK monkaS πŸ‘‰ pokiW I'm safe PogU
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March 2019
Pokimane

Meanwhile in Qtpie's chat

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Qtpie's chat: ~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€ ~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€~ Kappa ~ Kappa γ€€ γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa γ€€ γ€€γ€€γ€€~ Kappa
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November 2014
imaqtpie

This is Papa Donger

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌα΄₯Ω„ΝŸα΄₯ ΰΌ½α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs α΄©α΄€α΄©α΄€ ᴅᴏɴɒᴇʀ. Κœα΄‡ α΄…Ιͺᴇᴅ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄€ ᴛᴇʀʀΙͺΚ™ΚŸα΄‡ α΄€α΄„α΄„Ιͺᴅᴇɴᴛ 5 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɒᴏ. α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ Ιͺs, α΄›Κœα΄‡Κ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴀɴᴀɒᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ α΄„ΚŸα΄sᴇ ʜΙͺs ᴇʏᴇs α΄€Fᴛᴇʀ ᴅʏΙͺΙ΄Ι’. Κœα΄‡ ｉｓ α΄‘α΄€α΄›α΄„ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ʏᴏᴜ. ΙͺF ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴄᴏᴩʏᴩᴀsᴛᴇ α΄›ΚœΙͺs 5 α΄›Ιͺᴍᴇs Κœα΄‡ ο½—ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ sα΄›α΄‡α΄€ΚŸ Κα΄α΄œΚ€ Κ™α΄€Ι’ ᴏF ᴅᴏɴɒᴇʀs α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄‹Ιͺʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ. ΰΌΌα΄₯Ω„ΝŸα΄₯ ΰΌ½
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October 2014
Kripp

I challenge you to β€œTurtle King”

Before my ban, someone challenged me to a duel with cocks. I challenge you to β€œTurtle King” instead. We each dock our unhardened cocks into each other, then we put on clips of Yellen speaking during FOMC meetings. The first to effectively go from flaccid to erect and push the other out of the β€œdock” is crowned Turtle 🀴. Dual me, I’m 4-0.
October 2021

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