[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

twitchquotes: Please do not copy and paste this copypasta. It is my original copypasta and is protected by copyright law. If I see anyone pasting my intellectual property without permission, a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare will smite you.
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September 2015
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Brofist and crofist

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, I am a lawyer and I represent StrifeCro. I notice that your 'brofist' is strikingly similar to StrifeCro's 'crofist'. Given that StrifeCro owns the 'fisting' patent, I request that you immediately cease and desist from 'brofisting' any more subs, or my client will take you to court. Yours sincerely, Eddie Barristerino.
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Ban hammer

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hasanabi hey man big fan of your wikifeet page

twitchquotes: hasanabi hey man big fan of your wikifeet page. After a thorough review of your gallery I have to admit you have some gorgeous feet. Toe-to-foot ratio is perfect. Toe nails are clean and well taken care of. Big fan of the contrasting tones of the soles and arches. The only bit of criticism I have is that you have no pics in nylon which is unfortunate.
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March 2022
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Never buy a keyboard off a chinese bidding website

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November 2018

Tired of getting Sniped?

twitchquotes: Tired of getting Sniped? No problem! Here at Sniper Deflectorsβ„’ we can shield your Arena Queue from incoming Snipers with our new patent-pending SniperShieldβ„’ Technology! Our shield will bounce incoming sniper shots right back to the sniper-guild recruiter (definitely not DRIVEZY), causing them to effectively Snipe themselves! Buy 24/7 protection now for only $24.99/month!
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August 2017
Kripp

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