[Copypasta] A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

twitchquotes: Please do not copy and paste this copypasta. It is my original copypasta and is protected by copyright law. If I see anyone pasting my intellectual property without permission, a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare will smite you.
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September 2015
What happened to this ad? :(
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Debunking the existence of females

"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ๐ŸคฎGOVERNMENT๐Ÿคฎ to enslave men!!!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ PROOF๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ "FEMALE" stands for; F ake E ngineered MALE !!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ So be ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐCAREFUL๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ around someone who claims to be a ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก"FEMALE"๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก because they might be a ๐Ÿ˜ฑSPY๐Ÿ˜ฑ sent by the ๐ŸคฎGOVERNMENT ๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ If you ๐Ÿ˜กDONT๐Ÿ˜ก farward this to 20 ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฑpeople๐Ÿง’ ๐Ÿ˜จLITTLE TOMMY๐Ÿ˜ฑ will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚
November 2021

Emoji Pasta

Diablo 2 was great Kripp

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Diablo 2 was great Kripp, I especially loved the part where you mindlessly clicked in an endless, ball-numbing drone for hours on end as the screen flooded with indiscernible ***. (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
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November 2014
Kripp

NA HAS MCDONALDS EMPIRE

twitchquotes: EU HAS ROMAN EMPIRE LUL IND HAS CHINESE EMPIRE LUL AFR HAS MAMLUKS EMPIRE LUL NA HAS MCDONALDS EMPIRE LUL
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July 2019

EU vs NA

Nyan Cat

________โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„______ _______โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ_____ _______โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„_ __โ–„โ–„___โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆ_ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„_ _โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆ_ _____โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ ______โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–€_ ____โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€___ ____โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€_โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€_______โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€_โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ_____
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November 2014

Lieutenant Clitt Nippley of the Greek Army

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, this is lieutenant Clitt Nippley of the Greek Army. It has come to our attention that you've been 'BroFisting' many of our citizens against their will. If you continue this, I have full authority to launch a nuclear attack against you and your evil 5 dollar club. You've been warned.
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November 2014
Kripp
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