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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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RNGesus who art in Hearthstone
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RNGesus who art in Hearthstone, Random be thy game. Thy random come, Thy turn be done, on Azeroth as it is in Hearthstone. Give us this day our daily quest, and forgive us our misplays, as we forgive those who queue as hunter and lead us not into fatigue but deliver us from zero. For thine is the random, and the mulligan, and the topdeck, always yet never, Ameno.๏ปฟ
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Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast
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Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast. His palms were sweaty. Frodan sits next to him, "are you nervous Andrey?" Reynad wipes away his tears and says, "not anymore". They both smile and place their hands on each other's crotch under the desk. Reynad closes his eyes. 
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KappaPride
Only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
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only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant 
only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
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Gorgeous tone of gray
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GORGEOUS TONE OF GRAY โ TIMELESS DESIGN โ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES โ LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS โ 
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TIMELESS DESIGN โ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES โ LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS โ MUST BE โ
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Hunters are compelled by a mysterious force to attack face
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After months of careful and thorough research, I have discovered that Hunters, quite literally, do NOT have the capacity to trade minions. They are physically unable to attack an opponents minion with one of theirs. They a compelled by some mysterious force to mindlessly attack the face of their opponent.
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