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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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What happened to this ad? :(
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What is Tides' favorite class?
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What is Tides' favorite class? Rogue of course! it has the backstabs (like tides backstabing reynad) and the betrayals (like tides betraying reynad) and the conceals (like tides true intentions)
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Reynad shows us how to throw a game of Hearthstone
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(⌐ ͡▢ ͜ʖ ͡▢) Now watch closely Twitch Chat as Reynad shows us how to throw a game of Hearthstone. (⌐ ͡▢ ͜ʖ ͡▢)
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Hearthstone
Reynad's mother messages Reynad
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Greeting Andrey, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you "maybe" 420 blaze it. I am very concerned. I dont like that Jeffery boy and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. I hope the rest of you concerned mothers in twitch chat will copy paste this so my son will see..
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Classic
The salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound
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Dear reynard. I was hiking in the Amazon Rainforest the other day when I was bit by a snake. Miles from the nearest city, I thought my life was over as the venom slowly spread across my body. But then I used my 4G to open twitch and the salt from your stream sucked the venom out of my wound and saved my life. Thanks Reynad!
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Gorgeous tone of gray
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GORGEOUS TONE OF GRAY ✓ TIMELESS DESIGN ✓ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES ✓ LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS ✓ 
MUST BE ✓
TIMELESS DESIGN ✓ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES ✓ LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS ✓ MUST BE ✓
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