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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Ming like a Lee
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Fly like a butterfly (ノ￣ー￣)ノ
Sting like a bee (┌ﾟдﾟ)┌
RNG pls bless me ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪
Ming like a Lee ヽ 
ノ♪♬
ノ♪♬
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Are you Reynad's dad?
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I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
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Hello Mr. Squirrel it's nice to meet you!
NOW WE MUTINY!
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~~~~~~~[]=¤ԅ[✖Ĺ̯ಠ]╯ AND NOW WE MUTINY! ~~~~~~~[]=¤ԅ[✖Ĺ̯ಠ]/
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୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ riot ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨
3% off of everything except my forehead
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Reynad ran crying out of the house. Knowing something was wrong, Frodan ran out after him. "What's wrong?" Frodan asked Reynad. Reynad replied with tears in his eyes, "Everyone was making fun of me." "Why?" Frodan said. Reynad barely eked out the words, "I can use promo code TEMPO to get 3% off of everything, except my forehead."
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