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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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UPLOADING VIRUS EXE
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UPLOADING VIRUS EXE ββββββββββββββββ] 98%
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Fairy tale of Reynard and Lea
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Let me tell you the fairy tale of Reynard and Lea. Once there was a magical salt-shaker named Reynard. He lived in a magical kitchen where the princess Lea would make sandwiches. One day Lea shook Reynard too hard and he broke, spilling salt everywhere. 
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Kripp's warmup show
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Hey Reynad, thanks for being Kripp's warmup show. Here's a donger bill [Μ²Μ
$Μ²Μ
(Μ²Μ
Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°Μ²Μ
)Μ²Μ
$Μ²Μ
] to go buy your whole family roofs
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I'M SO STUPID I'M GONNA SHIT
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YOU SHOULD OF LEROYED OH GOD I'M SO FUCKING STUPID I'M GONNA SHIT
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What is inside that taco? Oh no it's REYNAD
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WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO 
OH NO IT'S REYNAD
WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO OH NO IT'S REYNAD
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