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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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What happened to this ad? :(
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RNGesus pounds Reynad's sweet, supple orifice relentlessly
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Hello fair maiden Reynad, this is the valiant knight Sir Coppus Pastaronus. I have come to rescue you from the mystical Tower of Salt, where the cruel innkeeper RNGesus has pounded your sweet, supple orifice relentlessly to the beat of Lord Please no paste.
Please no paste.
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Scamaz had struck again
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Great Music, Extremely Handsome, Must be Reynad
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(โโฟโโฟ) Great Music (โโฟโโฟ) Extremely Handsome (โโฟโโฟ) Innovative Decks (โโฟโโฟ) High Level Gameplay (โโฟโโฟ) Moderately Sized Forehead (โโฟโโฟ) Great Personality (โโฟโโฟ) Large Donger (โโฟโโฟ) Must be Reynad (โโฟโโฟ)
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Athens Police arrests two Twitch streamers
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Today Athens Police arrested two men, famous on the internet site Twitch. This "Trump" and "Kripp" were having sex in public, over what seemed to be the dead body of a cat that was backstabbed. Both men referred to the dead cat as "Caterrian". Their one phone call was made to the leading salt exporter "Reynad". More news at 10
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You'll be erasing your foes in no time
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Hey Reynad! Nice to see you streaming again. I see you've decided you want to look like a pencil. Good for you man, follow your dreams. You'll be erasing your foes in no time.
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