[Copypasta] The largest object in the solar system

Do you know who I am? I am a 4.0 STEM Major

twitchquotes: Do you know who the fuck you're talking to right now? I'm a 4.0 STEM major with a full ride to a top ten university. I'm in the 97th percentile of IQ intelligence (the test wouldn't go any higher). I literally tip the scales with my intelligence. I am the furthest thing from a "twitch chat idiot".

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July 2014

Reynad

Kill cummand face, huntard hardest deck in the game

twitchquotes: ｒｅｙｎａｄｉｓｄｅｅｐｉｎｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ．＇ｄｏｉｐｌａｙｍｙｏｖｅｒｐｏｗｅｒｅｄｄｏｇｃａｒｄｎｏｗｏｒｌａｔｅｒ？＇．ｈｅｍａｋｅｓｔｈｅｍｉｓｐｌａｙｂｕｔｉｔｄｏｅｓｎ＇ｔｍａｔｔｅｒ．ｈｅｋｉｌｌｃｕｍｍａｎｄｓｔｈｅｆａｃｅ．ｈａｒｄｅｓｔｄｅｃｋｉｎｔｈｅｇａｍｅ．

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April 2014

Reynad

Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?

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January 2015

Reynad

Dadnad and Momnad

twitchquotes: hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.

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May 2014

Reynad

Get Jousted

twitchquotes: ╰༼.◕ヮ◕.༽つ¤=[]———— Get Jousted

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August 2015

Reynad

[Copypasta] The largest object in the solar system

Do you know who I am? I am a 4.0 STEM Major

Kill cummand face, huntard hardest deck in the game

Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here

Dadnad and Momnad

Get Jousted

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