[Copypasta] Hold on let me fix my hair

Al salem Kripperion!

twitchquotes: Al salem Kripperion! This be brother Al-Saq-Quadir Prince of Oilrabia, in my country we don't have currency, we only trade in brofist. You have a magnificent one krippFist, I be prepared to offer 50 million USD for your amputated right hand forever preserved while brofisting, thank you for understanding Kripp, and see you in my dungeon.

twitch chat

June 2015

Kripp

Kripp's stream is like watching paint dry

twitchquotes: How the ever loving *** is this guy getting 24k people to watch him play HS? It's like having a small country collectively decide to grow an interest in watching paint dry. Boggles the mind. Really.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Be the better man and stop the spam

twitchquotes: I don't understand all these spammer hooligans. Its as if the pinnacle of human innovation has resulted in the creation of these inbred spammers with nothing better to do in their life other than copy and paste what the person above them wrote. Whats worse is the people using scripts to spam. Be the better man and stop the spam. Thanks.

twitch chat

September 2014

Kripp

WIN LOSE STREAM EAT GIMME GIMME

twitchquotes: I WIN BabyRage

I LOSE

I STREAM

I EAT

GIMME GIMME BabyRage

twitch chat

April 2015

Kripp

Dear Kripparian, how dare you

twitchquotes: Dear Kripparian, how dare you... I have dedicated my life to Hearthstone. I am a proud Hearthstoner and so are the rest of your fans. You cannot betray us and start playing a Hearthstone competitor. I can fall asleep to your HS streams because of how casual it is, but this game is too complicated and it keeps me awake. If you betray us we will rise up, you have been warned.

twitch chat

November 2018

Kripp

[Copypasta] Hold on let me fix my hair

Al salem Kripperion!

Kripp's stream is like watching paint dry

Be the better man and stop the spam

WIN LOSE STREAM EAT GIMME GIMME

Dear Kripparian, how dare you

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