[Copypasta] Hold on let me fix my hair

You are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza

twitchquotes: "Kripp my son," say the Papparin, "you are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza." But the Kripp don't respond. He elopes to Greece and runs his hand through his unshaven face scruff and say "Well met!" to the twisted Succubus. Alone in his heart, Papparin commits sudoku at a Starbucks in San Bernardino with Al Pacino, no cappucino.

twitch chat

April 2014

Kripp

My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, mom here, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I dont know what that is, but a quick Google search shows Kripp subscribers are linked with NaCL overdose disorder. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent

twitch chat

May 2015

Kripp

salty

Hold on let me fix my hair

twitchquotes: KappaClaus

let me take this hat off KappaRoss

dear me my hair! NotLikeThis

this is worse! NotLikeThis

Ahh much better Kappa

twitch chat

February 2016

Kripp

Kid you wanna see an awesome deck?

twitchquotes: Yesterday after he went offline, i was walking down Greece.. and i saw lurky shadowy person behind a wall.. i recognized him as Octavian (Kripp) after spectating him for 25mins.. he was trying to lure kids in.."(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst.. kid you wanna see an awesome deck?"?

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

This is the Vegan Police

twitchquotes: (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) This is the Vegan Police. We have reason to suspect the food you just ate was not entirely Vegan. Please prepare a stool sample promptly. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Hold on let me fix my hair

You are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza

My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"

salty

Hold on let me fix my hair

Kid you wanna see an awesome deck?

This is the Vegan Police

Confirm Subscription