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O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I donโt know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe itโs my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally Iโll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then Iโll walk around my house and pick up various different โtrinketsโ and put them in my bag while saying stuff like โIโll be having thatโ and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (โtrinketsโ can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. Iโm 99% sure they donโt know itโs me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
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Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss
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๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by trumpet skeleton of the abyss. good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you reply "thank mr skeltal" to this message and pasta it to 3 times!! ๐๐๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Please wake up, we miss you
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If youโre reading this, youโve been in coma for almost 20 years now. Weโre trying a new technique. We donโt know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
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Kripp
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I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire
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I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire and prophetic indictments of contemporary Twitch chat. Copypasta when I was a younger teenager had the potency to topple Nazi moderatorships and revolutionize new chat epochs. Even the truncation of "copypasta" to "pasta" shows a lack of eloquence that speaks volumes. If, like me, you are a product of those better times and wish to see them return then speak out. Let the memers and Toucans know that real copypasta back.
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MODS
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Response to "go fuck yourself"
What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.