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A Dota player and a LoL player walks into a bar. The Dota gamer turns around to the LoL gamer saying, "LoL sucks!" The LoL player couldn't deny. 
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Peruvians and Dota 2
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Let's look at this statistically. Assuming you are not Peruvian, your team has four chances to spawn a Peruvian. The other team has five chances to spawn a Peruvian. Overall, you will have less Peruvians then your opponents, and will automatically rise on the ladder. If you aren't rising, you are probably secretly a Peruvian, ruining the statistical balance of sweet victory.
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SingSing
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Faceful Void
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Twitch chat and Gaben
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(◕_◕)╭∩╮FUCK YOU GABEN (◕_◕)(◕_◕)╭∩╮FUCK YOU GABEN (◕_◕)(◕_◕)╭∩╮FUCK YOU GABEN (◕_◕)(◕_◕)╭∩╮FUCK YOU GABEN (◕_◕)(◕_◕)╭∩╮FUCK YOU GABEN (◕_◕)(◕_◕)╭∩╮FUCK YOU GABEN (◕_◕)(◕_◕)╭∩╮FUCK YOU GABEN (◕_◕)(◕_◕)╭∩╮FUCK YOU GABEN (◕_◕)
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Dota Major
Dota 2
Stop spamming your emojis
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Hey guys, I would greatly appreciate if you stop spamming your 'emojis'. I am trying to watch this stream in peace but you ANIMALS are disrupting my time. I will go to complain on r/DotA2 if you continue. Thanks
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I hate Twitch Chat
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Mirana
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