[Copypasta] I love you future self!

I'm still not as salty as you

twitchquotes: Reynad, I went to Isreal the other week. I went to the dead sea and floated on the incredibly salty water. I managed to get some in my mouth, and then came out ate a pretzel, and a hot dog with extra salt. And then ate an entire salt lick. I'm still not a salty as you. PJSalt

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August 2015

Reynad

salty

Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...

twitchquotes: I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now PJSalt

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July 2015

Reynad

salty

Hello Reynad, this is your Mother

twitchquotes: Hello Reynad, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you are going out with this new boy. I am very concerned. I dont like that Bro-Fister Kripp and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. Whatever happened to that Tides boy? He had the nicest smile. Please copy paste this message so that my daughter can see this. -.--.-

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December 2014

Reynad

Deathrattle is "Lose the game"

twitchquotes: Guys what if Acidic swamp ooze was a 30/30, but its deathrattle was "Lose the game"? Would this be balanced? Should I contact bilbarzard??

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November 2014

Reynad

Become one with the awkward

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＲｅｙｎａｄｄａｒｅ，ｍｙｐａｌｍａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｆａｃｅ．Ｉｂｅｃｏｍｅｏｎｅｗｉｔｈｔｈｅａｗｋｗａｒｄ，ａｎｄｃｒｉｎｇｅ．Ｐｌｓｎｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏ．

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March 2014

Reynad

[Copypasta] I love you future self!

I'm still not as salty as you

salty

Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...

salty

Hello Reynad, this is your Mother

Deathrattle is "Lose the game"

Become one with the awkward

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