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THATS THE WRONG HOLE ONII-CHAN KYAAAAH
THATS THE WRONG HOLE ONII-CHAN KYAAAAH
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"Based"? Are "Based"? Are you fucking kidding me?
"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?
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I fucked Up DVD
Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.
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This new spam is FABULOUS
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DAMN THIS NEW SPAM IS FABULOUS âŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦāŽÛŠÛÛŠāŽâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦ
DAMN THIS NEW SPAM IS FABULOUS âŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦāŽÛŠÛÛŠāŽâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦâŦ
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ASCENDED invisible spam
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ASCENDED invisible spam ââ ââââ â â â âââââââ â â â â â â â ââââ ââ ââ âââââââ â ââââââ â â â â â ââ âââ ââ ââââ â â â â ââââ â â â âââââââ â â â â â â â ââââ ââ ââ âââââââ â ââââââ â â â â â ââ âââ ââ ââââ â â â â ââââ â â â âââââââ â â â â â â â ââââ ââ ââ âââââââ â ââââââ â â â â â ââ âââ ââ ââââ â â â â ââââ â â â âââââââ â â â â â â â ââââ ââ ââ âââââââ â ââââââ â â â â â ââ âââ ââ ââââ â â 
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UwU sentence deterioration
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Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ĪīŊo) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´īŊĨĪīŊĨ`)
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