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DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DUCK ABOUT YOUR CHAT EXPERIENCE?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DUCK ABOUT YOUR CHAT EXPERIENCE?
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Hi [insert streamer name], this is Trevor from ChAtBotsForTwitch,com. We kindly request that if you're going to pay the extra to have our employees interact with your chat, you don't make fun of them. We know you have difficulty getting real viewers and it frustrates you, but please don't take it out on my employees. Thank you, Trevor.
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Hey Kripp-kun. It's me Samantha-chan!
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H-hey Kripp-kun. It's me Samantha-chan! I know you don't know me that well, I sit in the column closest to the door and in the back row. Oh yeah, duh... LoL, we have Chemistry together with Ms. Raphatello. Ughh, she's such a b****! Anyways I'm being such a baka (LoL that's Japanese for idiot!). Oh, do you like Anime too? I'm sure if you gave it a chance you would too if you don't already watch it ~_~. I always look at you in Chemistry and you never seem to notice me... BAHHH WHAT AM I DOING?!?! GOMENASAI Artour-kun (gomenasai means sorry in Japanese ^.^). Just wanted to say hello and I really love your stream! Good luck Kripp-kun!
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Sodium is named NA in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America
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Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
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MONTHLY PLEB TEST
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PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS FOR YOUR MONTHLY PLEB TEST: โ amazW โ krippW โ trumpW โ btsLdW โ reynadW โ kolentoW โ bajW โ btsKotlW โ dewW โ emjaneW โ forsenW โ krippW โ mitchW โ singsingFcuk โ reckW โ sodaW โ btsGodzW โ merliniHappyMerlini โ taymooW โ rtzW โ admiralW โ envySwag โ sumailKappa โ btsMerliniW โ wtrWtR โ dagerDendi โ ppdSalt โ fearGASM โ singsingP โ fluffyW โ ratW โ Pleb test passed
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