[Copypasta] Jared we need to talk, are you boosted?

twitchquotes: "Jared we need to talk" said QT sitting down at the table. "We think you have a problem" said Dom. " are you boosted?" they asked in unison. Jared began to break down and cry as he looked at his D3 account. "I dont think I'll ever get to play with you guys again unless I do" said Jared. "Quit being a *** pussy" said Dom and QT as Jared eyed the glock on the table next to them.
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April 2016
imaqtpie

Boosted Animal Jared

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Greetings Michael, this is your Mother

twitchquotes: Greeting Michael, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you "maybe" 420 blaze it. I am very concerned. I dont like that Pobelter boy and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. I hope the rest of you concerned mothers in twitch chat will copy paste this so my son will see...
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imaqtpie

Is KogMaw's passive account specific?

twitchquotes: Hi Michael, I saw Doublelift playing Kogmaw yesterday and he didn't seem to have the same cool passive you have. Was his game bugged or is the passive account specific?
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DONGER DIPLOMACY

twitchquotes: (เธ‡ อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡ LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (เธ‡ อ ยฐ ู„อœ ยฐ)เธ‡
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imaqtpie

Monitor always grey, need you to fix

twitchquotes: โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage HELLO? Computer repairman?? โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage This is QT โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage Monitor always grey โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage need you to fix
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