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VAPE TEST. If the arms touch your name, you are LIT โ 
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Hey, Mr. Morosan, this is Mike from Video Playground
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Hey, Mr. Morosan, this is Mike from Video Playground, the adult marketplace. You've been ignoring my calls about your outstanding debt of $12.99 for Big Vegan Balls IV. I'm not here to shame or embarrass you for your taste in husky, sweaty man love, but I've got a business to run, and I wouldn't be able to provide you with the entertainment you frequently enjoy if I didn't get paid. Please don't make me revoke your platinum membership.
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Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month
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๐ Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...
๐ Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...
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Hearthstone
Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading PjSalt.EXE
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Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading " 
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salty
I was watching you play Prismata yesterday and fell asleep
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Hey Kripp. I was watching you play Prismata yesterday and fell asleep. In my dream I was playing prismata and fell asleep. The same thing happened in my dream's dream. It was the worst nightmare ever and I woke up in a cold sweat. Please don't play prismata anymore I don't want to go through that again. Pls no copy pastrami.
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Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike?
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Hey Kripp. Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike? My friend is a developer at Blizzard and he invented Flamestrike. He has been getting spam letters in the mail threatening to "brofist" him. These spammers claim to be "insane" and "crazy" and "have exactly what they need to beat him." I am worried for him, please help. Thanks man.
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