[Copypasta] Karma from the vegan produce co-op

twitchquotes: Greetings, kripp! Blessings! It's Karma from the vegan produce co-op. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Send me an astral projection, dude. Btw, did you ever find a way to make tofu edible? It's been a big challenge for me hahah. You have such a kind aura. It's so calming to see you again. You have the address for my drum circle. Peace, my fellow
twitch chat
May 2016
Kripp
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Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers

twitchquotes: ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ­§ΰΌΌ Ν‘β—‰Ω„Νœ Ν‘β—‰ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡ γƒ½ΰΌΌΚ˜ΜšΩ„ΝœΚ˜ΜšΰΌ½οΎ‰ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨δΉ( β—” ΰ±ͺβ—”)ㄏ─=≑Σ((( γ€β—•Ω„Νœβ—•)぀ (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡β”Œ(Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)β”˜(ΰΈ‡ Ν  Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡α•™ΰΌΌβ—•Ω„Νœβ—•ΰΌ½α•— Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packβ„’ bag of Dongers. ΰΌΌΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆΰΌ½οΎ‰ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ­§ΰΌΌ Ν‘β—‰Ω„Νœ Ν‘β—‰ΰΌ½ΰ­¨ (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡ γƒ½ΰΌΌΚ˜ΜšΩ„ΝœΚ˜ΜšΰΌ½οΎ‰ΰ­§ΰΌΌΰ² η›Šΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ­¨δΉ( β—” ΰ±ͺβ—”)ㄏ─=≑Σ((( γ€β—•Ω„Νœβ—•)぀ (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡β”Œ(Β° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°)β”˜(ΰΈ‡ Ν  Ν Β° Ω„Νœ Β°)ΰΈ‡α•™ΰΌΌβ—•Ω„Νœβ—•ΰΌ½α•—
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

Brofist

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ascii art
February 2015
Kripp

Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta

twitchquotes: β€œGive me a second, guys,” Kripp says. β€œGotta hit up the bathroom” He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately springs up from his chair and shouts "I LOVE THIS GAME!" before giving Dex a swift pat on the head. As Dex yips loudly in delight, Kripp runs over to give Rania a kiss on the cheek. Rania then tries to take out the trash, but Kripp swiftly grabs the bag from her and does it for her. Elated, Kripp wipes the sweat off his forehead, sits back down, and resumes his stream.
twitch chat
November 2020
Kripp

Kripp defending Blizzard on Diablo Immortal

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, video game journalist and decent human being here. Looking to get your thoughts on the disgusting response of entitled gamers to the Diablo Immortal reveal. On a scale from Hitler (least evil) to Straight White Male PC Gamer (most evil), how would you characterize those who criticize Blizzard? Hope to hear you are as unbiased as I am, thanks!
twitch chat
November 2018
Kripp

OOOOAAAAHH

twitchquotes: α•™( ^β‚’^ c) 〇〇〇〇ᗩᗩᗩᗩᕼᕼ α•™( ^β‚’^ c)
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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