[Copypasta] Arrogant globaphopic

twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me. You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian
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May 2016
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Nairoby Quezada I'm really disappointed in you

twitchquotes: Nairoby Quezada I'm really disappointed in you. Your recent food review on the Wendy's BBQ Burgerā„¢ has not lived up to your usual standard of quality. You did not even discuss the taste or texture of the new burger. I was really looking forward to your insights but I guess I'll have to look elsewhere. You better step up your review game if you want to keep your audience.
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NairoMK

Imagine spamming chat

twitchquotes: Imagine going to an online chat and spamming it with brainless text for no reason.
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I canā€™t escape Fortnite

twitchquotes: I canā€™t escape Fortnite. I was on an airplane half an hour ago and through my headphones I heard some guy ask, ā€œDo you play Fortnite?ā€. At first I couldnā€™t process the words, but I understood after he reiterated. ā€œDude, do you play Fortnite?ā€ Then I heard someone respond behind me. ā€œFortnite?ā€ Then another. ā€œYeah, that game.ā€ I couldnā€™t shut them out before the cabin erupted into a chorus of Fortnite conversations. I felt like I was being suffocated. The man previously sleeping beside me woke up suddenly and contributed with ā€œwhere we droppin' boys?ā€. The crying kid across the aisle stopped kicking and screaming just to say ā€œTilted Towers!ā€
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Losing to NA in viewership

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan Losing to NA in viewership FeelsBadMan Losing to NA in content creation FeelsBadMan Losing to NA in personality FeelsBadMan NA lul i guess....
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Dear Reynad, I've really grown to appreciate the rivalry between you and Amaz

twitchquotes: Dear Reynad, I've really grown to appreciate the rivalry between you and Amaz. However with the recent Supreme Court allowing the two of you to finally wed, I worry that it wont continue. Please assure me that this classic rivalry will continue... KappaPride
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