[Copypasta] Arrogant globaphopic

twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me. You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian
twitch chat
May 2016
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November 2014

Riot disables LOLalerter

twitchquotes: Mr Sanatana, This is Riot, we found out that you have released many of these so called "Dank memes" into our chat so we are disabling LOLalerter for you untill you grow up into an Adulterino and stop trollerino
twitch chat
March 2015
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Avoid embarrasing incidents

twitchquotes: Hey chat, take it easy please. Sometimes I see the same message posted twice. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Thank you. :)
twitch chat
December 2018

Classic

A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once

A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like he’s really tall and large but the guy couldn’t be more than 5’4”. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said β€œThe required information is in the lab directions” but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadn’t even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology I’ve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldn’t find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.
March 2022
Jerma985

Halloween Mercy

twitchquotes: 😍Guys😍, I’m 😲shaking😲. I’m fucking😲 shaking😲. I never wanted to πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸ†πŸ‘breed πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œwith anyone more than I want to with πŸŽƒπŸ‘»Halloween πŸ‘»βœοΈMercy.βœοΈπŸŽƒοΈ That πŸ’―perfect,πŸ’― ⏳curvy ⏳😍body.😍 Those 😍bountiful😍 🍈breasts🍈. The πŸ‘ͺchild πŸ‘ͺbearing😍 hips😍 of a πŸ–ΌοΈπŸ’literal goddessπŸ’πŸ–ΌοΈ. It honestly fucking 😳😳hurts😳😳 knowing that I’ll neverβ€πŸ‘…πŸ’‹mate β€πŸ‘…πŸ’‹with her, ⬆pass⬆ my πŸ‘–genesπŸ‘– through her, and have her πŸ‘‘birthπŸ‘‘ a set of πŸ‘ͺπŸ’―perfect offspring.πŸ’―πŸ‘ͺ I’d do fuckingπŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’° ANYTHING πŸ’°πŸ’°
twitch chat
June 2017

Emoji Pasta

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