[Copypasta] Arrogant globaphopic

twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me. You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian
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May 2016
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I sexually Identify as your mom

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as your mom. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cooking for your father and you and fuck your father and make you more sisters. People say to me that a person being your mom is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. im gonna marry your father. From now on I want you guys to call me " Mommy" and respect my right to cook food and fuck your father. If you can't accept me you're a mommyphobic and need to check if your mom is still alive. Thank you for being so understanding
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September 2019

I sexually Identify as

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay

twitchquotes: ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎ ๐˜ฟ๐™‘๐˜ฟ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™ž๐™š ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™– ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™—๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ช๐™จ ๐™›๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š๐™จ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ข๐™–๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™˜๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ. ๐™๐™ค ๐™—๐™ฎ๐™ฅ๐™–๐™จ๐™จ ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ, ๐™จ๐™š๐™ก๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ข๐™š. ๐™๐™–๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™‹๐™ก๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉโ€ฆ
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May 2019

Bloomberg terminal vs toilet trading

Imagine spending 20K on a bloomberg terminal and thousands on hardware just to get smoke checked by some retards on the toilet trading on their phone that are not only on the spectrum but might be the actual spectrum.
December 2020

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Man-made sack containing balls

twitchquotes: Long ago in the land of Minecraft I noticed that the ink sacs were spelled sac, instead of sack, I got confused and googled it, I discovered that a sac is just an organic sack, part of an animal or whatnot, and now multiple years later, Iโ€™m coming to the realisation ball sacks shouldnโ€™t be called ball sacks, they should be called ball sacs, a ball sack would be a man-made sack containing balls
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March 2020

Fortnite default dance 6

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃคโฃถโฃถ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ€โฃ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃคโฃถโฃ€โ ฟโ ถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ‰โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‰โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃคโฃค โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃคโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ‰โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโ › โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ›โฃฟโฃฟโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ คโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟ
November 2018

Fortnite Default Dance

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