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As a MOTHER, I am OUTRAGED
I use this chant to summon Sneaky
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β°( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β° )γ€βββγ»οΎ My di ck is small, my butthole is leaky, I use this chant to summon Sneaky β°( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β° )γ€βββγ»οΎ
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Sneaky
zachary is no more. there is only cock
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sneaky's eyelids flutter open. on one side of his bed, his beloved, lynn. on the other side, his lover, meteos. he slowly awakens to his surroundings. "...cocks," he mutters as he walks to the bathroom. "cocks," he slurs as he brushes his teeth. "cocks," he says while in the shower, hands washing all over his body. "cocks," he says as he burns his food and decides to order postmates. sneaky's life is consumed by cocks. zachary is no more. there is only cock.
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For 5 years this Braum subs to Sneaky
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For 5 years this Braum subs to Sneaky. He climbs up from Bronze 3 to Diamond over the course of 4 years. Finally the day comes; he gets to play with Mr Scudderi. He picks Braum goes 1/10 gets flamed. He turns to alcohol and hard drugs. Starts beating his dog. Ends it in his mother's basement.
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League of Legends
You are currently in a 25 year coma
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If you are reading this message, Jesse, you are currently in a 25 year coma. We've been trying to communicate with you for the longest time by manipulating your brain waves, but nothing so far has worked. If you manage to read this it means our new method has succeeded. Please, wake up Jesse. Your family loves you and wants you back. In a week they are going to pull the plug on your life support, they can't afford the medical bills anymore.
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