Only the chosen wizard can wear his hat つ◕౪◕つ──☆*:・
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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes
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Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
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RNGesus pounds Reynad's sweet, supple orifice relentlessly
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Hello fair maiden Reynad, this is the valiant knight Sir Coppus Pastaronus. I have come to rescue you from the mystical Tower of Salt, where the cruel innkeeper RNGesus has pounded your sweet, supple orifice relentlessly to the beat of Lord 
Please no paste.
Please no paste.
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Don't get salt Reynad!
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(◕‿◕✿) Don't get salty Reynad! Ur doing great! (◕‿◕✿)
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salty
GROUP HUG
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\BibleThump/\BibleThump/ *GROUP HUG* \BibleThump/\BibleThump/ *GROUP HUG* \BibleThump/\BibleThump/
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Gorgeous tone of gray
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GORGEOUS TONE OF GRAY ✓ TIMELESS DESIGN ✓ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES ✓ LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS ✓ 
MUST BE ✓
TIMELESS DESIGN ✓ THE ORIGINAL KING OF THE EMOTES ✓ LOTS OF ADORABLE VERSIONS ✓ MUST BE ✓
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