I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spamming other users with my unfunny wall of text. People say to me that a person who does this is a laughable idiot and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused sexually identification copypasta as my preferred pronouns and respect my right to paste unfunny sexually identification copypastas to reddit in hope of receiving virtual internet points. If you can't accept me you're funny and mentally stable and need to check your choice of subreddits. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually identify as tyler1. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of running it down mid and typing "hehe xd" to boosted animals. People say to me that a beta becoming an alpha god is impossible and that Iām fucking retarded, but I donāt care, Iām an alpha. Iām having an engineer install a McChicken dispenser and an Oreo McFlury maker in my room. From now on I want you guys to call me ātyler1ā and respect my right to catch axes and flame needlessly. If you canāt accept me youāre an dravenphobe and need to check your alpha privilege. hehe xd.
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I sexually identify as a centipede. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping dank memes on cucks everywhere. People say to me that a person being a centipede is Impossible and Iām *** retarded but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a plastic surgeon install 100 legs and two hollow fangs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me āNimble Navigatorā and respect my right to meme everywhere and trigger endlessly.
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I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and Iām *** retarded but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me āUNKNOWNā and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you canāt accept me youāre a turn-twophobe
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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper
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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of the night, making an erotic hissing noise, and then spewing my particles all over them. People say to me that a person being a monster in a dying Swedish pixel game is impossible and Iām more autistic than a Fortnite default, but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a doctor fill me with gunpowder and implementing green and black pigments into my skin. From now on I want you guys to call me "Creepus Explodusā and respect my right to appear on retarded children's backpacks and sweaters. If you canāt accept me youāre a mob-phobe and need to check your entity privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as a Bastion
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I sexually Identify as a Bastion. Ever since I was a transistor I dreamed of being nanoboosted and firing cannonballs on the disgusting enemy team. People tell me that being a Siege Automaton is impossible but I don't care, I'm overpowered. Iām having a plastic surgeon install treads, a gattling gun and a nanoboost on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me BOOSTED and respect my right to take 35% less damage 100% of the time. If not, you're an omnic-phobe and need to check your human privileges
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