I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spamming other users with my unfunny wall of text. People say to me that a person who does this is a laughable idiot and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused sexually identification copypasta as my preferred pronouns and respect my right to paste unfunny sexually identification copypastas to reddit in hope of receiving virtual internet points. If you can't accept me you're funny and mentally stable and need to check your choice of subreddits. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Overused sexually identification copypasta
I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spamming other users with my unfunny wall of text. People say that a person who does this is an idiot and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused sexually identification copypasta and respect my right to paste unfunny copypasta in chat. If you can't accept me you're funny and mentally stable and need to check your choice of subreddits. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as
I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper
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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of the night, making an erotic hissing noise, and then spewing my particles all over them. People say to me that a person being a monster in a dying Swedish pixel game is impossible and Iām more autistic than a Fortnite default, but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a doctor fill me with gunpowder and implementing green and black pigments into my skin. From now on I want you guys to call me "Creepus Explodusā and respect my right to appear on retarded children's backpacks and sweaters. If you canāt accept me youāre a mob-phobe and need to check your entity privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as
I sexually identify as a centipede
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I sexually identify as a centipede. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping dank memes on cucks everywhere. People say to me that a person being a centipede is Impossible and Iām *** retarded but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a plastic surgeon install 100 legs and two hollow fangs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me āNimble Navigatorā and respect my right to meme everywhere and trigger endlessly.
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I sexually identify as Microsoft Windows 10
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I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and Iām fucking retarded but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me āWindows Update 10.0.10586ā and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you canāt accept me youāre a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as
I sexually Identify as McCree
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I sexually Identify as McCree. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking slowly on the battlefield announcing it's mid day. People say that being a McCree is Impossible but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a plastic surgeon install a cowboyhat, revolver and High Noon memes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Jesse McCree" and respect my right to announce it's mid day. If you canāt accept me youāre a HighNoonaphope and need to check your gunslinger privileges.
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