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bbz will u luv me 4evr
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.." ... da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx
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Giving due respect to the chat moderators
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Hey mods I just wanted to congratulate you all and give proper respect for keeping our chats safe from the evils of Twitch, the spammers, and sexual predators. Without you and your methods, which have no affiliation to the leading German political party within the time frame of World War 2, we would not be able to enjoy a fun, clean environment in which we can enrich ourselves with game knowledge and truly become one as a great family for the greater good of internet chatrooms. Again, I would like to say you have done a wonderful job and hope to see you all keep up the great work.
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THE WRONG DONGERHOOD
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เผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD เผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบเผผ ยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝยบูอยบ เผฝ
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Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE
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Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE ๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ
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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I donโt know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe itโs my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally Iโll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then Iโll walk around my house and pick up various different โtrinketsโ and put them in my bag while saying stuff like โIโll be having thatโ and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (โtrinketsโ can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. Iโm 99% sure they donโt know itโs me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.