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only the VAPE master can wear the vape hat 
only the VAPE master can wear the vape hat
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I used to be a real ad
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Kripp's kidney stone surgery
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There was a heated discussion among the medical experts gathered around an operating table, on which laid an unconscious Romanian man in his 30s. "The salt levels are off the charts!" exclaimed a cardiologist. The head surgeon sighs, "I guess this is what you get when you combine a vegan diet and a sedentary lifestyle playing a children's card game." Upon those words the body suddenly stirs, from which a muted voice barely croaks, "Tell...Rania...not to press...the button".
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Dude, your donger is showing!
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(สแฉส') Dude, your donger is showing (สแฉส')
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DUST TEST IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON
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DUST TEST ๐ด IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON , GO TO PRESS THE BUTTON โ 
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Hearthstone
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If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime!
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แโโแโโแ Dongers in the morning, dongers in the evening, dongers at suppertime. If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime! แโโแโโแ
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I was watching you play Prismata yesterday and fell asleep
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Hey Kripp. I was watching you play Prismata yesterday and fell asleep. In my dream I was playing prismata and fell asleep. The same thing happened in my dream's dream. It was the worst nightmare ever and I woke up in a cold sweat. Please don't play prismata anymore I don't want to go through that again. Pls no copy pastrami.
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