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only the VAPE master can wear the vape hat 
only the VAPE master can wear the vape hat
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Kripp
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Kripp's kidney stone surgery
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There was a heated discussion among the medical experts gathered around an operating table, on which laid an unconscious Romanian man in his 30s. "The salt levels are off the charts!" exclaimed a cardiologist. The head surgeon sighs, "I guess this is what you get when you combine a vegan diet and a sedentary lifestyle playing a children's card game." Upon those words the body suddenly stirs, from which a muted voice barely croaks, "Tell...Rania...not to press...the button".
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Kripp
i cannot support a stoner kripp
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wow. i cannot support a stoner kripp. i have given thousands of my hard earned money to you but i cannot sit idly by and let you use your platform to promote the devil's lettuce.
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Kripp
The tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty? I thought not. Itβs not a story the streamer would tell you. Itβs a Salt legend. Darth Kripparian was a Dark Lord of the Salt, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create saltβ¦ He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he couldn't even keep the cards he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be salty.
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Kripp
Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth
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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~β’γγγγ ~β’γγγγγγγγ~β’γγγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’ γγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’γγγγγγγ γ~β’ ~β’ γ γγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’γγγ ~β’ γγγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γγγγ~β’ γγγγγγγγ~β’ γγγγγ~β’γγγγγγ~β’γ γγγ~β’γγγγγγγγ~β’
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Kripp
I have to tell you guys something that is very important indeed
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