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ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME
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๐๐๐จ๐จWARNING๐๐จ๐จWARNING๐จ๐จ๐THIS IS A ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEMEโโ ๐ธALERT. INCOMING ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEME๐ธ ๐๐HEADING STRAIGHT ๐๐YOUR WAY. ๐๐๐๐PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS๐ง๐ง NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEMEโโ ๐ธ ๐๐๐ .BUCKLE UPโฟโฟโฟ THEM SEATBELTS๐ฎ๐ฎ,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT๐ต๐ต AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS๐
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๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐๐ญ๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ฌDANK FACTORY.
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Think about your actions
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I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 179,776 readers, I am not receiving 179,776 upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
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Kripp can't beat anyone
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My dad beats me 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone
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Somewhere in a parallel universe, Europe didn't need to be saved by America
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ยฐ โพ โ ยธ. ยธ ใโ
ใ :.ใ . โข โ ยฐ โ
ใ .ใ *ใ.ใ.ใใยธ .ใใ ยฐ ใยธ. * โ ยธ .ใ...somewhereใใใยฐ โพ ยฐ ใยธ. โ ยธ .ใใโ
ใยฐ :.ใ . โข ยฐ ใ .ใ *ใ:.ใ.in a parallel universe* โ ยธ ใใใใยฐ โพ ยฐโ ใ. * ยธ.ใใใโ
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ยฐ . .ใใใใ.ใโพ ยฐโ ใ. * โ ยธ ..EUROPE...ยฐ โพใโ
ยฐโ ยธ .ใใใโ
ใยฐ :.ใ . โข โ ยฐ โ
ใ .ใ * DIDN'T NEED TO BE SAVED BY AMERICA โพใโ
ยฐโ ยธ .ใใใโ
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EU vs NA
My daughter was born with a hearing impairment
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My daughter was born with a hearing impairment than ultimately left her deaf shortly after birth. I have been working for years to pay for a new surgery that would allow her to hear again. Today was her 8th birthday and I managed to get her what she's always wanted for her birthday, the sense of hearing. I decided to let her listen in on what Daddy has been watching late at night and I turn on your stream and what do I hear? Silence. Now she's crying thinking she's deaf again, Nice job Kripp.
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