[Copypasta] I sexually idenfity as the Boogeymonster

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as The Boogeymonster. Ever since I pre-ordered 50 packs the only card I dreamed of pulling was The Boogeymonster to put it in my deck, play it on turn 8, and watch it grow. Watch it get out of control as it feasts on every puny creature my horrified opponent dares to lay on the board. I can already hear The Boogeymonster's attack sound as it swings in for a 30 damage lethal. If you can't accept this you're a boogeyphobe and you need to check your legendary privilege.
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June 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

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November 2014
Kripp

This is Papa Donger

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌα΄₯Ω„ΝŸα΄₯ ΰΌ½α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs α΄©α΄€α΄©α΄€ ᴅᴏɴɒᴇʀ. Κœα΄‡ α΄…Ιͺᴇᴅ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄€ ᴛᴇʀʀΙͺΚ™ΚŸα΄‡ α΄€α΄„α΄„Ιͺᴅᴇɴᴛ 5 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɒᴏ. α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ Ιͺs, α΄›Κœα΄‡Κ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴀɴᴀɒᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ α΄„ΚŸα΄sᴇ ʜΙͺs ᴇʏᴇs α΄€Fᴛᴇʀ ᴅʏΙͺΙ΄Ι’. Κœα΄‡ ｉｓ α΄‘α΄€α΄›α΄„ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ʏᴏᴜ. ΙͺF ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴄᴏᴩʏᴩᴀsᴛᴇ α΄›ΚœΙͺs 5 α΄›Ιͺᴍᴇs Κœα΄‡ ο½—ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ sα΄›α΄‡α΄€ΚŸ Κα΄α΄œΚ€ Κ™α΄€Ι’ ᴏF ᴅᴏɴɒᴇʀs α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄‹Ιͺʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ. ΰΌΌα΄₯Ω„ΝŸα΄₯ ΰΌ½
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October 2014
Kripp

Jeremy of the Marvel Future Fight Team here!

twitchquotes: Hey everyone, Jeremy of the Marvel Future Fight Team here! PermaSmug We are glad to see chat loves the game. You can download it for free for IOS of Andrioid right now and get 500 gems for free! Want to play more? No problem! Just use this πŸ‘‰ πŸ’³ and you may continue!
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June 2017
Kripp

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November 2014
Kripp

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

twitchquotes: Ｈｉ Ｋｒｉｐｐ ｉｔ＇ｓ οΌ§ο½’ο½ο½Žο½„ Ｗｉｄｏｗ οΌ¦ο½ο½…ο½’ο½Œο½‰ο½Žο½οΌŽ οΌ© ο½Žο½…ο½…ο½„ ａ ο½Žο½…ο½— ｓｕｃｃｕｂｕｓ ｔｏ ο½Œο½…ο½ο½„ ｍｙ ο½ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½™ο½”ο½…ο½“ ο½ο½Žο½„ οΌ© ｗａｓ ο½—ο½ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｉｆ οΌ²ο½ο½Žο½‰ο½ ο½—ο½ο½•ο½Œο½„ ｂｅ ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½’ο½…ο½“ο½”ο½…ο½„οΌŸ οΌ© ο½ˆο½…ο½ο½’ο½„ ο½“ο½ˆο½… ｉｓ ａｎ ο½ο½ο½ο½šο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½“ο½•ο½ƒο½ƒο½•ο½‚ο½•ο½“οΌŽ οΌ΄ο½ˆο½ο½Žο½‹ο½“ ｆｏｒ ο½ο½“ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡οΌ οΌ«ο½Žο½…ο½…ο½Œο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｍｅ ο½—ο½ο½’ο½ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½οΌ
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Kripp
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