[Copypasta] Doritos Chip Pyramid

Thanks Kripp for saving my marriage!

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp's lettuce points

twitchquotes: The year is 2035. Kripp's lettuce points have quickly developed into one of the most valuable crypto currencies in the world. Elsewhere, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, watching Kripp's stream, desperately trying to gamble for some lettuce points. He types "!bet 2 all" in chat, and anxiously awaits the results. Upon seeing Kripp go 0-3, Tanner puts a gun to his head and lets out one final "never lucky" before pulling the trigger.

twitch chat

February 2019

Kripp

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

MALDHAWK

twitchquotes: Late last year, we were on an expedition to find the rarest hairstyle of them all.. the "MALDHAWK" A combination of MALD and a hawk nest, it combines the fluidity of middle aged male pattern baldness to a contrast of dead rats. Much to our chagrin, we found it April 13th, 2020, on a morose Canadian gypsy's stream. He had over 10k viewers at the time of writing this

twitch chat

April 2020

Kripp

This new spam is too spicy for this casual chat

twitchquotes: tbSpicy

THIS

NEW

SPAM

TOO

SPICY

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THIS

CASUAL

CHAT

DONT

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COPY

twitch chat

September 2015

Kripp

Hey, Kripp! What's up man?

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Mike from Woman History class last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Leifman? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Doritos Chip Pyramid

Thanks Kripp for saving my marriage!

Kripp's lettuce points

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

MALDHAWK

This new spam is too spicy for this casual chat

Hey, Kripp! What's up man?

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