[Copypasta] Doritos Chip Pyramid

Brofist and crofist

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, I am a lawyer and I represent StrifeCro. I notice that your 'brofist' is strikingly similar to StrifeCro's 'crofist'. Given that StrifeCro owns the 'fisting' patent, I request that you immediately cease and desist from 'brofisting' any more subs, or my client will take you to court. Yours sincerely, Eddie Barristerino.

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February 2015

Kripp

We will not go quietly into the night!

twitchquotes: We will not go quietly into the night! WutFace

We will not vanish without a fight! WutFace

We’re going to live on! WutFace

We’re going to survive! WutFace

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! WutFace

BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE 🏥 WutFace

_🔪

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February 2016

Kripp

Kripp fills me completely with value

twitchquotes: I stayed up all night, dreaming of this moment. My pulse is racing. Discarded salt packets and OJ cartons are strewn across the filthy bedroom floor. "Oh look it's another sub," says the Kripp. I am now fully erect. "Welcome to the five dollar club, bro" I barely hear as a single tear runs down my cheek while Kripp's fist fills me completely with value.

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November 2014

Kripp

D3 is boring

twitchquotes: Hmm, something tells me that Kripps audience has gotten enough from D3 for most part... Just can't really put my finger on... ResidentSleeper

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February 2015

Kripp

When Tim Hortons... all becoming Canada

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｔｉｍｈｏｒｔｏｎｓ，ｍｙ　ｈａｎｄ　ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｔｈｅｍａｐｌｅｇｌａzｅｄ．ｉｄｉｐｔｈｅｄｏｕｇｈｎｕｔｅｒｉｎｏｓ　ａｎｄ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓｅｘ　ｗｉｔｈｔｈｅｈｏｃｋｅｙ，ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｃａｎａｄａ　ｅｈ? 　ｓｏｒｒｙ

twitch chat

September 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Doritos Chip Pyramid

Brofist and crofist

We will not go quietly into the night!

Kripp fills me completely with value

D3 is boring

When Tim Hortons... all becoming Canada

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