[Copypasta] Kripp's highschool best friend Martin

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, this is Martin, your highschool best friend. Recently, the words of ''Octavian Morosan streams a kids card game for a living" came through my ears. Its incredible how the time has passed. I remember the good old days when we used to run naked in my house, watching erotic channels at 12 a.m. and comparing each other's d**k. I hope that your choise of stay in the closet is good enough to make you happy. Truly yours, Martin.
twitch chat
August 2016
Kripp

Tanner from High School

What happened to this ad? :(
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EU>NA

twitchquotes: I *** on the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, the Fattys, Guys who have no idea of anything and the most Hated Country EU > NA 4 ever
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp

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ascii art
November 2014
Kripp

Please tell chat that you Love them

twitchquotes: Hello, Mr Morosan. We want to inform you that your channel has now been striked twice. This is due to the lack of love you give your chat. Please start telling the chat that you "Love them" or else your channel will be terminated. Thank you, Love Department at Twitch.
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage HELLO BLIZZARD ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage I WANT TO REPORT A BUG ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
twitch chat
February 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

I once had sleep paralysis

twitchquotes: i once had sleep paralysis and i imagined Kripparian slowly slithering up to me and i felt the brush of his wirey beard press against my chest and his boulder-like face was a miillimeter away from mine and he whispered "..He had the perfect cerds" then drained all my RNG power right out of my chest. I cried for days.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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