[Copypasta] Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time

twitchquotes: haHAA they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time haHAA My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers haHAA
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October 2016
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September 2020

Pepe

Tesla is undervalued

Currently Tesla share price is only valued for the next 200 years but studies have shown that Earth will survive another 1 billions years before the Sun dies out. Thus You don't have to be genius to figure out Tesla is heavily undervalued and it's current value factors in only the very short time. I am kinda retarded to be able to do the math but trust me it's heavy money. Factor in the when Zuckenberg calls in his species and that planet will be another market for Tesla that's more clients for Tesla and it will sky rocket. Get in before it's late
January 2021

WallStreetBets

It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gamer house

twitchquotes: It was dinner time in the Cloud Nein Gaymer house. Zachary β€œSneaky” Scuderi dishes up a steaming plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. William β€œMeteos” Hartman looks up from his plate with a gleam in his eye. β€œI got the meat right here for you baby.” Lubing up with Marinara Sauce, Meteos begins to pound his sausage into sneaky’s lightly buttered dinner roll. With a scream of delight Meat-eos releases his load calling an end to another successful team dinner.
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July 2017

Till I realized Kripp is a dude...

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ I was m*sturbating to this stream for 10 minutes till I realized Kripp is a dude....... ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½
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November 2014
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