[Copypasta] Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time

twitchquotes: haHAA they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time haHAA My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers haHAA
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October 2016
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JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE

twitchquotes: ヽJUSTICE｀、｀RAINSγƒ½ο½€γƒ½γƒ½β˜‚ PogChamp β˜‚ ヽヽFROMヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ABOVEヽ｀
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February 2017

Overwatch

If Harambe and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If harambe πŸ’ and my girl πŸ‘§ 😍 both drowning 😱 πŸ‘‹ and I can only save one 😀 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral πŸ˜” πŸ‘» 🌹 with my dick out 😏 πŸ’― 😎 πŸ†
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August 2016

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Harambe

Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, this is Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C .... I came to warn you about the extinction of Herbivores and the 'never lucky' curse it bestows on us. Kripp, you must eat meat immediately! If you don't, a giant "MEAT-EOR" will crash into earth and extinct us all... again... Us Herbivores were wrong. WE WERE WRONG! WutFace
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April 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

PADORUPADORU

twitchquotes: PADORUPADORU Hashire sori yo PADORUPADORU Kaze no you nii PADORUPADORU Tsukimihara wo PADORUPADORU Padoru padoruuu! PADORUPADORU
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December 2018

Investing in gourd futures

Due to local fluctuations in the tropopause, the jet stream has been shifting rapidly in a counterclockwise vector, causing a rapid disincorporation of the Hadley vortex cells in the lower ionosphere. Because of this, the geostrophic solar wind balance has deteriorated rapidly in the northern hemisphere. In essence, autumnal weather patterns in the western United States will lead to the biggest ornamental gourd yield in recorded history. Investing in gourd agricultural futures could likely produce up to $1600 per day in passive income. However, investing at the apex of the curve would be the most conducive to profit as the arbitrage (particularly 12b-1 fees) will develop at a market share higher than the back-end load. Basically, no one will be able to buy the stock at a higher price than you, and all value invested will be retained. A preliminary market penetration investment of $50,000 would be most efficient in generating this revenue.
January 2021

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