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๐ถโโ๏ธare you the๐๐๐new girl๐hehโบ๏ธ i thought so๐iโve never seen๐ you before๐ค cone e chee wah โ๐ป iโm david-kun๐itโs so nice๐to finally meet you๐คชyou look just like๐ณmy waifu๐ฅตHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นanyways๐iโm so sorry๐about the jerks๐กin class๐คtheyre all๐๐ปBAKA๐๐ปthey only want๐ญone thing๐ซnot me๐ฅดi just like๐คto watch๐บmy favourite anime๐jiu jitsu kaisen๐and read manga๐mmmalso๐๐ป๐๐ปithinkyourereallycool๐ kawaee desu neigh๐ณ๐ดHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นHEH๐นnghuuh๐ฃiโm sorry๐คiโm just nervous๐ญokay๐กitโs just๐well๐itโs just๐ฅตmm I JUST WANT TO KNOW๐คIF I CAN SUCK๐ ON YOUR NIPPLETS๐คญOKAYโwell๐ฐwhat do you ๐๐ป๐๐ปNNGGGH๐ต
(โญเฒฐ ็โขฬ)/ NOW WE RUCKUS (โญเฒฐ ็โขฬ)
Oh my gourd, I am financially ruined (agricultural futures)
I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.
I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.