[Copypasta] Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time

twitchquotes: haHAA they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time haHAA My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers haHAA
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October 2016
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Apology letter from the condom factory

twitchquotes: What in the actual rainbows is wrong with your brain? Did you IQ test return with negative results or something? Iā€™m getting closer and closer to believing that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Jesus Christ. Love the content keep it up.
twitch chat
December 2020

V for Vendatta

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September 2021

Pleb Test Passed

twitchquotes: āœ“ amazW āœ“ krippW āœ“ trumpW āœ“ reynadW āœ“ kolentoW āœ“ bajW āœ“ dewW āœ“ emjaneW āœ“ forsenW āœ“ krippW āœ“ loidW āœ“ mitchW āœ“ reckW āœ“ sodaW āœ“ taymooW āœ“ PLEB TEST PASSED.
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

plebs vs subs

First time I got smash 4 and tried it

twitchquotes: First time I got smash 4 and tried it, after having played Fox-only on Final Destination for years in Melee, I was so disappointed. I couldn't Doowop an Skippity Uppity Airslap into a Wavedashed Cockdump Sparklenut. You aren't even allowed to Spitshine a ledge canceled Dickknob after twirlywhirly dibbidybobbidyboo 2: Electric Boogaloo. Fucking inexcusable. I really hope Sakurai dies so the series can see its full potential.
twitch chat
November 2018

Super Smash Bros

Is Reynad a girly man? Is he Edward from Twilight?

twitchquotes: ļ¼“ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“ ļ½‡ļ½•ļ½™ ļ½„ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‹ļ½“ ļ½ƒļ½‰ļ½„ļ½…ļ½’ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½ƒļ½Œļ½ļ½‰ļ½ļ½“ ļ½”ļ½ ļ½‡ļ½…ļ½” ļ½„ļ½’ļ½•ļ½Žļ½‹ ļ½ļ½†ļ½† ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½ļ¼Ÿ ļ¼©ļ½“ ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ ļ½‡ļ½‰ļ½’ļ½Œļ½™ ļ½ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Ÿ ļ¼©ļ½“ ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ ļ½‡ļ½ļ½™ ļ½ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Ÿ ļ¼©ļ½“ ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½…ļ½„ļ½—ļ½ļ½’ļ½„ ļ½†ļ½’ļ½ļ½ ļ½”ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½‡ļ½ˆļ½”ļ¼Ÿ
twitch chat
April 2014
Reynad
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