[Copypasta] Pasta definition

twitchquotes: Pasta (Italian pronunciation: [หˆpasta]) is a staple food[1] of traditional Italian cuisine, with the first reference dating to 1154 in Sicily.[2] It is also commonly used to refer to the variety of pasta dishes. Typically, pasta is a noodle made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour mixed with water or eggs and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking.
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But my heart still isn't as broken as Patron Warrior

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Unimpressed Squidward

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โก€โ  โ คโ €โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โขคโก’โ ‰โ โ €โ ’โข‚โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โฃ’โ คโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โฃ โ พโ …โ ˆโ €โ ™โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ“โก€โ ‰โ €โ ฌโ •โข„โ €โ € โ €โฃฐโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ ถโขฆโก€โ ‘โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโ € โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โ ™โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก„ โ €โขนโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โกœโ โ €โ €โ ™โกดโ โ €โ €โ ฑโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ € โ €โ €โ ฑโข„โก€โ €โขฐโฃโฃ’โฃ’โฃ‚โฃฐโฃƒโฃ€โฃ’โฃ’โฃ‚โขฃโ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ฒโขผโก€โ €โ ™โ €โข โก‡โ €โ ›โ €โ €โฃŒโฃ€โกคโ –โ ‰โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก—โข„โฃ€โก โ Šโ ˆโขฆโฃ€โฃ€โ ”โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โขฐโ โ €โ €โ €โขฃโ €โ €โฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ ”โ Šโ ‰โ โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โก†โ คโ ฟโฃ„โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃงโ ธโ ’โฃšโกฉโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃโฃ™โ ’โขดโ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โขณโก€โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ โ ˆโ ‰โ “โ šโ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ “โ ›โ ›
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August 2021

This person...

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘† gachiBASS this person fucked this person in the ass ๐Ÿ‘‡ gachiBASS
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August 2018

Obama

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–Œโ–’ โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–Œโ–’ โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ– โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–„โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ
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April 2021

It's not gay with socks on

When I was 13 years old a buddy of mine tried to convince me to fool around. I wasn't into it, and he told me it's not gay if you're wearing socks. I didn't believe him, went home, and asked my dad. That's 'gentleman's gay', hardly gay at all. Don't see it much these days. The 50s were a different time. What were we to do? We were typical boarding school boys, rich with vigor, skin slick with drying sweat and gritty earth from a game of pigskin. At night our young, virile bodies filled the dorm with sweet-musky vapors, like game-meat stewed with apple and peppercorn. You'd awake in darkness to the hushed, melodic rhythm of two pairs of white tube socks, barely visible in moonlight, bouncing on the hardwood floor. The deep bond of male friendship played like a thousand different human instruments. The wet claps of skin on skin, the gentle thud of heads on backboards, frenzied cries in the throes of climax. Wilbur, so fat and soft like tapioca pudding. His breasts were so like the real thing, what we fantasized of our future wives. Unwilling, defenseless Wilbur, so slow and uncoordinated in the dark. 10 of us would glaze his bare, pink flesh like a giant raspberry danish. He once had the audacity to tell Headmaster Redford. But Redford was a Deerfield boy once, he understood. So he joined us on our midnight hog hunts. Through college and years after we'd find time here and there, away from the wives at a family lake house. But it's been decades now - the times have certainly changed. If you wanted to do something private with another man, in your socks, it wasnโ€™t โ€˜gayโ€™. It was just two men, celebrating each other's strength.
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