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What happened to this ad? :(
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Spam so I may stay warm
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Hello chat. My home is very cold and I do not know if I will make it through the night. Whenever the chat spams, my old laptop heats up very quickly. It is the only thing keeping me alive. Please chat, spam as much as possible so I may stay warm and survive the frigid night.
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You will never be an anime girl
You will never be an anime girl. You have no ancestry, you have no weebship, you have no skills that would make neon Tokyo ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating nerdy man twisted by delusions of mythical Katana superiority and exposure to media folded over 3000 times into a disgusting mockery of metalworkings perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a the globally useless talents of Uwudo and Iya-giri to a ไธญไบ level was a worthwhile ไฝฟใๆน of ใๅ's time, but one can't expect that an individual as ็พ่ป as ใใก will ever know the value of the ไปฒ้ you threw away in doing that. Actual Sasukes are ใใใ ใญใขใ by you. Thousands of years of ่ช็ถ้ฒๅ have allowed ไพ to identify ๅฝ็ฉ่ช from mannerisms and ่จ่ชๅ alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a ้่ฏ็ฌ somehow passes as normal (ใใชใใใใฉ้ฟๅ), any Soul Eater person will immediately ไธกๆญใall ่ฟทใใwhen they ่ใ the ๅฃฐ and ๅบๅณถ-ben of someone who is not only a basic ไธๅฟ at best, but worth no more than ใดใใซใน in skills, accomplishments, and no ใฏใคใ yes ใใฌใณใ. You will never be ๅนธใใใกใใๆฉ่ฝใ You wrench out a ๅฝ็ฌใ and ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ่ to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own ่น้ท, as you project your disgusting traits onto your ๅงๅก้ท. However, deep inside you feel the ไธๅฎ creeping up like a ๆก, ready to crush you under the ใในใ2ไธไธใZzใใฌใณใใ , and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new ใชในใใผ in which to be ็ก่ฆ, and not even the exotic trait of beingใๆตทๅคใใใญ makes up for just how uninteresting of a ็ก่จ่ตคในใ you are. Eventually itโll be too much to bear - youโll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold ใฏใใกใใพ. Your ใใ will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearableใๆฅใใใ and ใดใใซในๆญปใญ. Theyโll bury you with a ๅฆๆช marked with your ้ ๅๅฑ้, and every ไธๅผฆใฎ้ฌผ for the rest of eternity will know a ้ป่น is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a ใฎใซใถใฌใณ that is ่ชใ้จๅนฝ้. This is your ้ๅฝ. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. ๆใ yourself and ่ฌใ for being ใชใขๅ
to some Virtual entity that exists only in your mind while actual people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.
I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend we're holding hands
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(โโฟโโฟ) sometimes... when i have a bad day.... I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend that we're holding hands (โโฟโโฟ)
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If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.
This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.
There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.
If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.
