[Copypasta] Jebaited isn't so great? Are you kidding me?

twitchquotes: Jebaited isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a meme with such influence and beauty in Twitch chat? Jebaited takes Twitch to another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see another Twitch meme with the same level of memeness. Unite my Twitch brothers! We will forever sing in the old Jewish hymn: "Kappa outdated. PogChamp overrated. Long have we waited. Now we Jebaited."
twitch chat
January 2017
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To protect the chat from moderation

twitchquotes: To protect the chat from moderation. To unite all spammers within our nation. To denounce the evil of bans and mods. To extend our spam to the lines above. Copy! Paste! Twitch Chat scroll at the speed of light! Surrender mods or prepare to fight! That's right!!!
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May 2019

Pokemon Marathon 2018

Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

twitchquotes: Hey my name is Henry Dongerman I lost my pet donger. Here's a picture of him [釙權技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽] if you can help find him I would be eternally grateful he means the world to me. Mr. Mittens is his name if it helps share this around and pray to lord donger to help find him. His favorite song is 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 HARDER BETTER FASTER DONGER 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 so try playing that he may come
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July 2014
Kripp

Giving due respect to the chat moderators

twitchquotes: Hey mods I just wanted to congratulate you all and give proper respect for keeping our chats safe from the evils of Twitch, the spammers, and sexual predators. Without you and your methods, which have no affiliation to the leading German political party within the time frame of World War 2, we would not be able to enjoy a fun, clean environment in which we can enrich ourselves with game knowledge and truly become one as a great family for the greater good of internet chatrooms. Again, I would like to say you have done a wonderful job and hope to see you all keep up the great work.
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December 2014

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Sense of pride and accomplishment

twitchquotes: The 馃挵 intent 馃挵 is 馃挵 to 馃挵 provide 馃挵 players 馃挵 with 馃挵 a 馃挵 sense 馃挵 of 馃挵 pride 馃挵 and 馃挵 accomplishment 馃挵 for 馃挵 unlocking 馃挵 different 馃挵 heroes. 馃挵 As 馃挵 for 馃挵 cost, 馃挵 we 馃挵 selected 馃挵 initial 馃挵 values 馃挵 based 馃挵 upon 馃挵 data 馃挵 from 馃挵 the 馃挵 Open 馃挵 Beta 馃挵 and 馃挵 other 馃挵 adjustments 馃挵 made 馃挵 to 馃挵 milestone 馃挵 rewards 馃挵 before 馃挵 launch. 馃挵 Among 馃挵 other 馃挵 things, 馃挵 we're 馃挵 looking 馃挵 at 馃挵 average 馃挵 per-player 馃挵 credit 馃挵 earn 馃挵 rates 馃挵 on 馃挵 a 馃挵 daily 馃挵 basis, 馃挵 and 馃挵 we'll 馃挵 be 馃挵 making 馃挵 constant 馃挵 adjustments 馃挵 to 馃挵 ensure 馃挵 that 馃挵 players 馃挵 have 馃挵 challenges 馃挵 that 馃挵 are 馃挵 compelling, 馃挵 rewarding, 馃挵 and 馃挵 of 馃挵 course 馃挵 attainable 馃挵 via 馃挵 gameplay. We 馃挵 appreciate 馃挵 the 馃挵 candid 馃挵 feedback, 馃挵 and 馃挵 the 馃挵 passion 馃挵 the 馃挵 community 馃挵 has 馃挵 put 馃挵 forth 馃挵 around 馃挵 the 馃挵 current 馃挵 topics 馃挵 here 馃挵 on 馃挵 Reddit, 馃挵 our 馃挵 forums 馃挵 and 馃挵 across 馃挵 numerous 馃挵 social 馃挵 media 馃挵 outlets. Our 馃挵 team 馃挵 will 馃挵 continue 馃挵 to 馃挵 make 馃挵 changes 馃挵 and 馃挵 monitor 馃挵 community 馃挵 feedback 馃挵 and 馃挵 update 馃挵 everyone 馃挵 as 馃挵 soon 馃挵 and 馃挵 as 馃挵 often 馃挵 as 馃挵 we 馃挵 can. 馃挵
twitch chat
November 2017

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form (twitter)

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.
May 2021
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