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DO A MEME ALREADY 
WE PAY YOU TO MEME SAY YOUR PHRASE
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Red powder found on Summoner's Rift
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Imaqtpie's games were delayed today after a red powder was found on the rift. After analysis, Rioters determined the red substance, unknown to Imaqtpie, was the remnants of an enemy nexus. Games resumed after Rioters decided Imaqtpie was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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League of Legends
Hospitals
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If 700,000 people die in hospitals every year. Why don't we close down these hospitals and prevent those deaths? (ใค อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)ใค
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Gaming retirement home
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@Imaqtpie, I hear there is a gaming retirement home if you're looking for round the clock support. It's called TSM house 
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League of Legends
Monitor always grey, need you to fix
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HELLO? Computer repairman?? โ๏ธ๐ This is QT โ๏ธ๐ Monitor always grey โ๏ธ๐ need you to fix
HELLO? Computer repairman?? โ๏ธ๐ This is QT โ๏ธ๐ Monitor always grey โ๏ธ๐ need you to fix
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League of Legends
Lord Voldemort has infiltrated the Dignitas house
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Michael, this is Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort has infiltrated the Dignitas house and killed Scarra. The legend says the one that carrys the mark of the donger on his forehead is destined to stop the dark lord. Please Michael avenge Scarra!
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