[Copypasta] I am... the Kripp

twitchquotes: My name is Octavian Morosan, and I am the saltiest man alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary vegan, but secretly, with the help of my friends at P.E.T.A. Labs, I play childrens card games and find other babies like me. I BM'd the man who killed my mother, but in doing so, I opened up our world to new threats. And I am the only one salty enough to complain about going second. them. I am... The Kripp!
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February 2017
Kripp
Variation of The Flash's opening quote: "My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly, with the help of my friends at S.T.A.R. Labs, I fight crime and find other meta-humans like me. I hunted the man who killed my mother, but in doing so, I opened up our world to new threats. And I am the only one fast enough to stop them. I am... The Flash!"
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Kripp Jong Un

twitchquotes: เป’( โ€ขฬ€ โ•ญ อŸส–โ•ฎ โ€ขฬ )เฅญ It is me Kripp Jong Un. I demand that all showings of "Topdecking and Wrecking 3: Gripped and Kripped" be removed immediately. Those who refuse will be pepperonied เป’( โ€ขฬ€ โ•ญ อŸส–โ•ฎ โ€ขฬ )เฅญ
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December 2014
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Everytiem kripp topdeck

twitchquotes: Everytiem kripp topdick, i well met all over myself Kreygasm
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July 2014
Kripp

Huntard is confused

twitchquotes: ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ†๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŽ ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ” ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผฅ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŽ ๏ผก ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝŒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŽ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝˆ๏ฝš๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ผŽ
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December 2014
Kripp

Kripp's salt

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–โ–โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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November 2014
Kripp

Are you going to pay for another pizza?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste extra salty. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp

Classic

Hearthstone

salty

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