[Copypasta] HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

Spooky story

twitchquotes: One day there was Man. He wake up in night time like 3 or 4 am in the morning, Much sweat from nightmare of skeletons!! He turns on his computer and waited for the screen to load. "I will watch Kripparrian to calm my fears" he Mumbled. As he click the URL the stream loads... but there is only skeletons... Plz no creepy pasta this spooky story

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October 2014

Kripp

Sniper Guild recruiter here

twitchquotes: Sniper Guild recruiter here TheIlluminati

. Our mighty organization of hundreds of Sniparrians is in need of new initiates who can infiltrate the Kripparrians stream. A minimum experience of two snipes is required. Do not worry about time delays or snitches, our buddy Drivezy has you covered. We hope you will consider joining us in our quest to defeat Kripparrian

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July 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

Tuck Frump into bed

twitchquotes: I would tuck frump into bed every night if I could

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December 2014

Kripp

Catarrian hungry

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Catarrian here. Far too long have I meowed and you've ignored my plea for food. Here you are bragging to everybody about the militant "vegan" that you are, yet you neglect animals. It's time everybody knows the truth meow so we can report your sorry Romanian *** to PETA.ᕙ໒(˵￣ᴥ￣˵)७ᕗ

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November 2014

Kripp

Kripp's Sellout Castle

twitchquotes: It is the year 2016, the Paparrian waits patiently outside Kripp's Sellout Castle. The butler, Trump, opens the door and bows, "His Grace will see you now." Trump brings the Papa into Kripp's throne room, where he sits on a jeweled throne with the Succubus. "Kripp, my son," begins the Papa, but Trump interrupts, "You must pay to speak."

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June 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

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Hearthstone

Spooky story

Sniper Guild recruiter here

Hearthstone

Tuck Frump into bed

Catarrian hungry

Kripp's Sellout Castle

sellout

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