[Copypasta] Ben Brode increased Kripp's odds for going second

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Ben Brode here. After checking your account, we noticed that your odds for going second were accidentally set to "60" % instead of "50"%. We apologize for the inconvenience, as this change was mean to be applied to a "reynad" account. The issue is on our radar, and we will patch it when we can. Thank you and have a good day!
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February 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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November 2014
Kripp

Hello Kripp, Flute Guy here. TUTURURU

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May 2014
Kripp

Full of acknowledgment of the farce he has become

twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Uranus is actually a planet in our solar system

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Just got back from a 529 second time out, and while I waited for it, I was busy doing my homework when I found out Uranus is actually a planet in our solar system! How cool is that! Please share this valuable information with Kripp and Friends! I'd love for them to get some knowledge Please Copy Papaloonie!
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December 2014
Kripp

Dude, your donger is showing!

twitchquotes: (Κ˜α—©Κ˜') Dude, your donger is showing (Κ˜α—©Κ˜')
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October 2014
Kripp
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