[Copypasta] Nerf MEGA Mastodon blaster ad

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Dominate Nerf blaster battles with the first-ever motorized Nerf MEGA blaster! NerfBlueBlaster

The Nerf MEGA Mastodon blaster boasts incredible rapid-fire speeds to send MEGA Whistler darts screaming through the air from its integrated 24-dart drum. NerfRedBlaster

Bring the MEGA Mastodon blaster into action to overwhelm opponents with its imposing size. NerfBlueBlaster

Use the shoulder strap for easy maneuvering to be ready for Nerf battles anytime, anywhere. NerfRedBlaster

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