[Copypasta] Kappa salute

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Shots 1-5 clearly missed

Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
March 2021

CSGO

Kripp ignores chat draft

twitchquotes: As a young boy, Kripp lived with his family in a chateau in Romania. Kripp had a younger sister who was born frail and prone to illness. The family always took special care to make sure she was never too cold or hot. One day Kripp's parents were late and told Kripp to put his sister to bed. Kripp accidentally left the window of the chateau open, his sister contracted pneumonia and died. At the funeral, his father sobbed and said "My son, why did you ignore the chat draft?"
twitch chat
November 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

find yourself a man that respects you

twitchquotes: Poor [female streamer name here], she always has to deal with these idiots. if I was her boyfriend she would get treated like the queen she is. I would never embarass her especially not in front of other people. This is disgusting. [female streamer name here] if you are reading this just get away from these morons and find yourself a man that respects you.
twitch chat
October 2020

Simps

Saddam Hussein hiding spot v2

Saddam Hussein's hiding spot β”‚Entrance hidden by β”‚Bricks and rubble β–‚β–ƒβ–‚β–…β–‡β–…β–…β–‡β–„β–ƒ β”³ β•‘ β•‘β–”β–”β–”β–”β–”β–”β–” β”‚ β•šβ•— ╔╝ β”‚ β•‘ β•‘ β”‚Saddam 6ft β•šβ•— ╔╝ β”‚Hussein β”‚====o β•šβ•β•β•β•β”‚β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•— β”‚ β”‚β•‘@ β–‡β–…β–†β–‡β–†β–…β–…β–ˆ β•‘ β”· β”‚β•šβ”‚β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β•β• Air vent β”‚ β”‚Fan
July 2021

People space jammed from the oldest of times

twitchquotes: From the oldest of times, people jammed for a number of reasons. They jammed in prayer... or so that their crops would be plentiful... or so their hunt would be good. And they Jammed to stay physically fit... and show their community spirit. And they Jammed to celebrate." And that is the Jamming we're talking about. Aren't we told in Psalm 149 "Praise ye the Lord Octavian. Slam Jam unto the Lord Octavian a new song. Let them praise His name in the Space Jam"? And it was King David - King David, who we read about in Samuel - and what did David do? What did David do? He jammedο»Ώ
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp
Text-to-Speech Playing