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American website, American computers, American game

twitchquotes: Europoors hating on USA โœ“ on a American website โœ“ with American computers โœ“ on the American invented Internet โœ“ watching an American made game โœ“ From a country that was liberated and protected by America โœ“โœ“โœ“
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June 2016

Classic

EU vs NA

The Headbutts will be random

twitchquotes: "Tสœแด‡ สœแด‡แด€แด…ส™แดœแด›แด›s แดกษชสŸสŸ ส™แด‡ ส€แด€ษดแด…แดแด" Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด…แด‡แด„ส€แด‡แด‡s. Aษดแด… sแด แด€ ษดแด‡แดก า“แด€แด„แด›ษชแดษด แดา“ sแดœส™s แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ ส™แดส€ษด. Tสœแด‡ส€แด‡ แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ แด›สœแดsแด‡ แดกสœแด แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ ส™ส€แดา“ษชsแด›แด‡แด…, แด€ษดแด… แด›สœแดsแด‡ แดกสœแด แดกแด‡ส€แด‡ ส™ส€แดส™แดœแด›แด›แด‡แด…. Sแดแดษด แด€ แดกแด€ส€ แด‡ส€แดœแด˜แด›แด‡แด… ส™แด‡แด›แดกแด‡แด‡ษด แด›สœแด‡ แด›แดกแด, แด€ษดแด… แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s แด€แด›แด›แด€แด„แด‹แด‡แด… แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€s, แด€สŸสŸ ส™แด‡แด„แดแดษชษดษข sแด€สŸแด›ส..
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

Flanders Diddly Spamly Doodly

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’DIDDLYโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’SPAMLYโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’DOODLYโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–
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September 2016

Classic

Holy shit! You identify as an attack helicopter?

Holy shit! You identify as an attack helicopter? Iโ€™ve never heard that joke before, but itโ€™s so genius! You sir, or madame, or helicopter, are the absolute most hilarious and original person I have ever seen in my entire life. Move over, Jerry Seinfeld. Get lost, Brian Regan. Out of the way, Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation #53. Thereโ€™s a new funniest man in town. Holy shit, I just canโ€™t get over this joke. Iโ€™m giggling and guffawing harder than ever before. You should win an Oscar and an Emmy and a Grammy and a Nickelodeon Kidโ€™s Choice Award. Attack helicopter gender! Wow! So funny! Take that, liberals! Haha. Every night since I was born I have looked up to the plastic glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling and wondered, โ€œI hope one day I can be as funny as the attack helicopter gender guy.โ€ I will tell my children, and my childrenโ€™s children, all about the absolute hilarity that went down just now. You just broke the Guinness World Record for funniest and most original jokester on the planet. Iโ€™m fucking simultaneously shitting and cumming because this joke is just so funny. Holy shit. That was an amazing joke, my guy. Iโ€™m gonna make a subreddit dedicated entirely to this one joke. Itโ€™s gonna get thousands of members! History books will forever remember the time you said, โ€œI identify as an attack helicopter.โ€ Itโ€™ll go right there in the important quote book, right between Patrick Henry and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. I just canโ€™t believe I was here to witness such grandeur. I was here! I think Iโ€™m going to make a whole religion based on worshipping you, my glorious and hilarious attack helicopter God. This is just so funny I canโ€™t believe it! Hahahahahahahahahaha! I think Iโ€™m going to go to the hospital and fucking die from laughing to hard, but thatโ€™s okay! This is even funnier than that guy who said he identified as a toaster! Can you believe it? I never thought that very different joke could be topped, but here we are! Did I mention how funny and original that joke was? Ah, well done, sir, or madame, or helicopter. This is an experience I wonโ€™t forget any time soon. Ha. Haha. Ha. Lol. Lmao. Haha. Jajaja. Lmfao. Rofl, rotfl, ha.
June 2021

"Just one more" Kripp muttered

twitchquotes: "Just one more" Kripp muttered, as the sun slowly rose over the Canadian horizon. His forehead dripping with Vegan sweat, his eyes droopy with fatigue, Rania at the door with suitcases of her stuff and signed divorce papers, and Dex a mere pile of starved bones, Kripp once again clicked the Queue button with Ashka at the ready. "This time I'll get MVP for sure."
twitch chat
March 2018
Kripp

Battlerite

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