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I used to be a real ad
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Would you like to get rich by running your own business
Hey๐ ladies๐โโ๏ธ ๐ท Would ๐ you ๐ like ๐ to 2๏ธโฃ get ๐ฎ rich ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ by running ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ your ๐ own business ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐ผ from home ๐ก with just 
your phone? ๐ฑ๐คณ Well ๐คทโโ๏ธ you can't. ๐ Get ๐ a ๐ real ๐ job ๐ you ๐ stupid ๐ cunt
your phone? ๐ฑ๐คณ Well ๐คทโโ๏ธ you can't. ๐ Get ๐ a ๐ real ๐ job ๐ you ๐ stupid ๐ cunt
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Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room
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Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room. "The canvas needed to topdeck exactly that color to win!" he yells. Dex brings Kripp his paintbrush and Kripp tries again. He tries to paint a happy tree but paints a sad cactus. "The canvas is obviously sniping. How else could it know I was painting a happy tree?" Dex barks. "Quiet, Dex!" screams Kripp as he paints the bottom right of the canvas and concedes.
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Salt mines are now Greece's #1 export
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Hello Mr. Kripp, on behalf of the entire Greek country, I would like to thank you for single handedly restoring our economy with your endless supplies of salt. Salt mines are now Greece's #1 export. Most excellent, all hail Kripperino!
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Yeah I'm a virgin, so what?
Yeah I'm a virgin, so what? I'm waiting for the "right one", there's nothing wrong with that. Just because I'm 36 doesn't make it "weird" or make me a "loser". I have standards. I'm not going to give away my state of chastity to some bar/club "whore"; that's just not the kind of guy I am. I require a REAL women that will hold and care for me gently, and who can, above all else, love me for who I am. Once I find that person, I'll happily donate my virginity away. Until then, I am fine being a virgin. Besides, I have a fleshlight, so it's not like I don't know how it feels anyway. Maybe one day you immature keyboard cretins will understand that life isn't about just having sex for the accomplishment, it's about love and finding the "one" to share that experience with.
Dude I own this NFT
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.