[Copypasta] Kappa salute

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HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

twitchquotes: πŸ“ž 4Head HELLO DALLAS FUEL? πŸ“ž 4Head IT'S THE POINT πŸ“ž 4Head IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME
twitch chat
March 2018
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

Please stop spaming gachiGASM and gachiBASS

twitchquotes: Chat. My son is watching [insert streamer here]. Please stop spaming gachiGASM and gachiBASS . It's not good for a kid to see that. He might be curious about tasting a glorious *** in the future. I dont want that.
twitch chat
September 2020

KappaPride

CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER

twitchquotes: You idly watching the stream, mindlessly wasting yet another evening. You notice 4+ length message in the chat. Grabbing the mouse, hovering over, scrolling up. Reading the message and realizing the pasta has no meaning at all. CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER. You are retarded.
twitch chat
July 2020

Classic

Heaven is the highest you can get

It's 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ today 😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😴😏🚬 I'm smoking πŸ’¨πŸ˜œ the Bible πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‹πŸ™πŸ“• because heaven β¬†οΈπŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ˜‚ is the highest you can get πŸ™ŒπŸ˜€
April 2021

Emoji Pasta

VapeNation

Kripp thinks that milk is bad for you

twitchquotes: My dad drank milk his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of calcium deficiency. My mom told me "Dont drink milk; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a glass of milk. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me calcium deficiency anyway.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
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