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π π π only a real human being can build a proper face π
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Team Bull vs Team Bear
Team Bull
Jerome "We print it digitally" Powell
Elon "TSLA stonk too low imo" Musk
Nancy "Stimulus talks going well" Pelosi
Donny "Stop the count" Mango
Janet "Unlimited QE bitch" Yellen
Lisa "Su Bae" Su
Ryan "Make Gamestop great again" Cohen
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VS
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Team Bear
Jeff "No stock split to keep the poors out" Bezos
Mitch "Stimulus talks not going well" Mcconnell
Steven "Discontinue the PPP" Mnuchin
Andrew "PlTr PrIcE tArGeT $10" Left
Tim "Don't call me by my slave name" Apple
Michael "I'm publicly shorting TSLA" Burry
Warren "I fought in the Civil War" Buffet
Which team will win?
Team Bull or Team Bear?
Load up on weeklies for a ticket to the pay per view hell in the cell match.
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That one JPM analyst with TSLA 90p 12/18
Life savings SPCE calls guy
Jim "FUCK ROBINHOOD" Cramer
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me preds egg rolls
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last week i was out really late walking through a dark alley and out of nowhere i hear "me preds" then a small asian boy wearing a kakashi cosplay came out of nowhere screaming "me preds" over and over telling me to sell my kogmaws and reksais. The same guy got me again today but this time he was saying something about egg rolls .
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Teamfight Tactics
Only three more COVID variants until Sigma
MASKS UPπ· AND TITS OUTπ―ππONLY THREE MORE COVIDπ¦ VARIANTSπ€€UNTIL SIGMA ΣΣπ© You know what that means you π
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π Itβs time to get on that COVID Grindsetβ’ before you get π€―infectedπππby the SUPERIORπ€variantβΌβΌ The sixth 6οΈβ£waveππ is CUMMINGπ¦π¦ππ
±eta males at the bottomππof the coronaπΊsexualπ₯΅ hierarchy π should β prepare to get FUCKEDππthis timeβ by the extraπlargeπ€ͺspikeπprotein mutationβ’π€€π« Send this to 1οΈβ£9οΈβ£ of your most IMMUNOβCOMPROMISEDπ«π¨π¨ friendsπ©otherwiseπ³there will beπ another VERY longππLOCKπDOWNπβΌβΌ
Emoji Pasta
Coronavirus
COVID
Lazy SCP writers be like
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Iβm a Zoe HATER
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Iβm hoping Zoe DIES xD Iβm a Zoe HATER because sheβs so cute and EVIL! People get so trolled by her bubble and her voice lines are SATANIC, like the one about cake! Sheβs super DEGENERATE but also smarter than she looks, just like SATAN as a kid XD
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