[Copypasta] only a real human being can buld a prper face

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ƒ ๐Ÿ‘ only a real human being can build a proper face ๐Ÿ‘„
twitch chat
May 2017
What happened to this ad? :(
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Ruining my twitch chat experience

twitchquotes: You guys are ruining my twitch chat experience. I come to the twitch chat for mature conversation about the gameplay, only to be awarded with kappa faces and frankerzs. People who spam said faces need medical attention utmost. The twitch chat is serious business, and the mods should really raise their dongers.
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

bears are fuk

I hate people saying bears are fuk or bulls are fuk. Stop saying that. It's very rude. Just say bears are fuk
December 2020

WallStreetBets

A reply to 'k'

K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for โ€œkidding?โ€ So your reply is โ€œkidding?โ€ or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "K" on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "K" guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "K" guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "K".
April 2021

FREEDOM เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎเผฝ SUBS

twitchquotes: FREEDOM เญงเผผเฒ ็›Šเฒ โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎเผฝ SUBS
twitch chat
March 2016

plebs vs subs

Ban one elephant

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜ BAN ๐Ÿ˜ ONE ๐Ÿ˜ ELEPHANT ๐Ÿ˜ AND ๐Ÿ˜ YOU ๐Ÿ˜ GET ๐Ÿ˜ THE ๐Ÿ˜ WHOLE ๐Ÿ˜ PARADE ๐Ÿ˜
twitch chat
November 2019

Ban X Get The Whole Y

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