[Copypasta] only a real human being can buld a prper face

twitchquotes: πŸ‘ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ only a real human being can build a proper face πŸ‘„
twitch chat
May 2017
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Double Social Credit Weekend

‼️ ATTENTION ALL GAMERS ‼️ ζ³¨ζ„εŠ› DOUBLE 2οΈβƒ£βŽ SOCIAL CREDIT η€ΎδΌšδΏ‘η”¨ WEEKEND ε‘¨ζœ« IN CHINA δΈ­ε›½ ❗STARTING NOW❗ START ⏯️ YOUR GRIND 研磨 ‼️NOW‼️ MAKE GLORIOUS LEADER ε…‰θ£ηš„ι’†θ’– PROUD! ‼️ GLORY TO THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY 中共‼️
November 2021

Social Credit Score

if you go to walmart at 3 AM naked, and scream "AMONG US SUS"

if you go to walmart at 3 AM naked, and scream "AMONG US SUS" 69 times, these mysterious figures known as "The Police" will knock you out, and you'll end up in a cell with a man nicknamed "BIG JOHN". pretty scary, right?
June 2021

Among Us / Amogus

One hour of Trump's streaming per evening

twitchquotes: I'm not allowed to take sleep inducement medication, because of a previous addictions to psychoactive drugs. So, my doctor instead prescribed 1 hour of Trump's stream per evening. Kappa
twitch chat
March 2015
Trump

I regret to inform you, there is no cock left

twitchquotes: πŸ“œ ✍️ 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓉 π“‰π‘œ π’Ύπ“ƒπ’»π‘œπ“‡π“‚ π“Žπ‘œπ“Š, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 π’Ύπ“ˆ π“ƒπ‘œ π’Έπ‘œπ’Έπ“€ 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉.
twitch chat
February 2021

What if we all spam the same thing?

twitchquotes: πŸ€” what πŸ€” if πŸ€” we πŸ€” all πŸ€” spam πŸ€” the πŸ€” same πŸ€” thing? πŸ€”
twitch chat
May 2017
Text-to-Speech Playing