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69 is so funny
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69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. βYou guys, itβs so funny, youβll laugh so hard!β I can barely get it out as Iβm laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius!
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Dear Twitch Partners, Our community members are always our priority
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Dear π Twitch Partners π€ , Our 
community members πͺ are always βοΈ our priority π. We received π₯ some reports β describing β¨οΈ the discomfort βΉοΈ some of our members π£οΈ felt after a Twitch Rivals π€Ό participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," πΆ both emotes are often β²οΈ used in toxic π contexts. Please π refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead π. Best regards π, Twitch Team π
community members πͺ are always βοΈ our priority π. We received π₯ some reports β describing β¨οΈ the discomfort βΉοΈ some of our members π£οΈ felt after a Twitch Rivals π€Ό participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," πΆ both emotes are often β²οΈ used in toxic π contexts. Please π refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead π. Best regards π, Twitch Team π
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Ukrainian President asks Kripp for help
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Κα΄ΚΚα΄, α΄ΚΙͺα΄α΄α΄ΚΚΙͺΙ΄α΄, α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄Ιͺα΄Ι΄ α΄Κα΄sΙͺα΄
α΄Ι΄α΄ α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄Ι΄α΄
Κ α΄α΄Κα΄ΚΚΙ΄α΄α΄ ΙͺΙ΄α΄. α΄α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄ Κα΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄α΄α΄Κα΄ssα΄α΄
ΚΚ Κα΄ssΙͺα΄ α΄Ι΄α΄
α΄α΄Κ α΄Ιͺα΄Ιͺα΄’α΄Ι΄s Ι΄α΄α΄α΄
α΄Κα΄Ι΄Ι’α΄ α΄α΄Ιͺα΄α΄. α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄ sα΄Ι΄α΄
α΄α΄. α΄Κα΄α΄sα΄ Ι΄α΄ α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄α΄.
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Trump wakes up chained to the wall
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Trump wakes up chained to the wall of a small room with Kripp standing over him. Orange Juice begins pouring from the walls, quickly filling the space. Trump screams in horror as he struggles to get free. Kripp walks out, shuts the door and sits down to begin his stream, the white wall of the death chamber visible behind him for all his viewers to see
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A New Toucan Has Arrived
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