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That Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur
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Hi Kripp, this is Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C .... I came to warn you about the extinction of Herbivores and the 'never lucky' curse it bestows on us. Kripp, you must eat meat immediately! If you don't, a giant "MEAT-EOR" will crash into earth and extinct us all... again... Us Herbivores were wrong. WE WERE WRONG! 
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Kripp
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Chess is too basic for Kripp
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"Well," Kripp drawled, a toothy grin splitting his face, "I think chess is a little too basic a game for me. I mean, only 6 different types of pieces? It's a game for children. No strategy whatsoever" That said, he proceeded to chortle as his opponents Huffer triggered his effigy, creating a Nexus Champion Sarad. "Outplayed."
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Kripp
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Intellectually demanding deck
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I scored 160 on the WAIS-IV many years back, at 4 standard deviations from the mean, or at the 99.997th percentile. My childhood IQ score on the SB-LM was 189. Is there a deck that is very intellectually demanding and has an extremely high skill cap that will test my intellect to the very most?
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Reynad
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Hey chat this is your real rank
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25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 hey chat this is your real rank β 
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Kripp
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Are you Nozdormu?
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Reynad are you Nozdormu? Cause I only last 15 seconds with you 
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Reynad