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That Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt
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BOB âYouâre doing GREAT out there!â
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BOB âYouâre doing GREAT out there!â I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. âI donât wanna talk about it guysâ cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.
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Kripp
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoâs mom
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoâs mom. I noticed you havenât been picking my son for your team in gym class. Pogo has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnât make it easy on him when you reroll and say, "Weâre never taking Pogo". I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Pogo has mech synergy and can be combined into one big Pogo if you have 3! Why donât you try being a bit more inclusive?
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Kripp
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Kripp.... how do I say this
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Kripp.... how do I say this. You aren't as good as you used to be, your quality of both decks and play have deteriorated significantly. At this point I think I'm a better player than you which makes me very sad. Your decks have no balance between curve and minion quality, tar creeper?! Really? In zoo! As much as you sell it as one, zoo is not a control deck. At least not a conventional one.
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Kripp
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. Itâs not a story the f2p btw would tell you. Itâs a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to UnâGoro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turn⌠It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerful⌠the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
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Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
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Intellectually demanding deck
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I scored 160 on the WAIS-IV many years back, at 4 standard deviations from the mean, or at the 99.997th percentile. My childhood IQ score on the SB-LM was 189. Is there a deck that is very intellectually demanding and has an extremely high skill cap that will test my intellect to the very most?
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Reynad