[Copypasta] Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

twitchquotes: 420/69 scientists agree that Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man. The All-Knowing Twitch Chat flows through the very fabric of space and time. Twitch Chat is very unpredictable. What will Twitch Chat copy/pasta next? Nobody knows. Maybe the elusive Twitch Chat will copy/pasta this very message. Just remember, Twitch Chat knows all, and Twitch Chat is always right.
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May 2017
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Kripp and Trump

twitchquotes: AสŸสŸ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แดกแด€ษดแด›แด‡แด… แด›แด แด…แด แดกแด€s แด‹แด‡แด‡แด˜ สœษชs สœแด‡แด›แด‡ส€แดsแด‡xแดœแด€สŸ ส€แด‡สŸแด€แด›ษชแดษดsสœษชแด˜ sแด‡แด„ส€แด‡แด›. Nแดแดก แด›สœแด€แด› สแดแดœ ษขแดœสs แด‡xแด˜แดsแด‡แด… สœษชแด, สœแดแดก แด…แด สแดแดœ แด›สœษชษดแด‹ Tส€แดœแดแด˜ า“แด‡แด‡สŸs? I ส™แด‡แด› สœแด‡'s แด˜ส€แด‡แด›แด›ส แด…แด‡แด แด€sแด›แด€แด›แด‡แด… แด›สœแด€แด› สœแด‡ า“แดแดœษดแด… แดแดœแด› Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แดกแด‡ษดแด› ส™แด‡สœษชษดแด… สœษชs ส™แด€แด„แด‹ แด›สœษชs แดกแด€ส.Yแดแดœ sสœแดแดœสŸแด… แด€สŸสŸ ส™แด‡ แด€sสœแด€แดแด‡แด… แดา“ สแดแดœส€sแด‡สŸแด แด‡s.
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March 2014
Kripp

I was BANNED from my local super smash bros melee scene

twitchquotes: I was BANNED from my local super smash bros melee scene. They use the local community college to host this and TOLD ME BY EMAIL IF I CAME THERE THEY WOULD NOT ALLOW ME IN. This was out of nowhere so I immediately called the TO, who told me why. He said it was because I was frequently toxic and angry. He said that I yell at players and make them uncomfortable and scared, and that a girl quit because of me. While I DO sometimes get frustrated and vocalize it, so do many other people I am simply being discriminated against my voice is naturally deeper than most. also the truth is a girl never quit that is a complete lie, she was just butthurt that she was worst than everyone there. I'm so fucking irate. I've been a member of this community FOR YEARS and just now I'm a nuisance? I am entitled to a certain level of RESPECT for being a veteran player. I'm looking into finding a lawyer who get me unbanned. There MUST be a law that prevents people from arbitrarily banning others from certain locations without written documents proving it (the TO just SAID I was banned he did not provide any evidence.) The TO isn't rich or anything so I don't think I would have to ask a lot from him, I think he'd break under just pressure of lawsuit.
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January 2019

Super Smash Bros

SeemsGood

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃพโ Ÿโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โขฟโฃฆโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โขฟโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกฟโ โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโ ƒโ €โ €โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโฃ›โ งโ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโก†โ €โฃฟโฃฏโฃญโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃทโฃ„โฃพโกฟโกฟโ ฟโขŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃญโฃกโฃถโ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโก€โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขงโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃžโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกงโ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโกฝโฃฟโกฟโขŸโกƒโ ˆโฃ‰โก€โ ˆโ โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโข›โฃ‹โฃ…โ นโ ฐโฃดโฃทโฃพโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฆโ ฝโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ‡โ ˆโ นโขฟโฃงโฃพโฃคโ นโกฟโ ƒโฃ โกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃถโ žโ ฟโฃฆโฃˆโ ‰โ ˜โ โ โฃ€โฃดโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃฉโฃคโฃคโ „โ €โ ‰โ ›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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October 2020

Saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.

Weird fact: the Easter Bunny was the source of a significant amount of theological debate during the 1200's, as Catholic philosophers debated why God would create a creature in a constant state of labor (and thus suffering). The Catholic Church ultimately resolved this question by declaring that the Easter Bunny orgasmed every time it laid it an egg (which it was doing constantly). This is now codified in Canon Law (the legal code of the Catholic Church and much of Europe in the pre-modern era) and saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.
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