[Copypasta] Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

Raise your right and yell Kripp is a sellout

twitchquotes: ⎝ 4Head

RAISE YOUR ⎝ 4Head

RIGHT HAND ⎝ 4Head

AND YELL ⎝ 4Head

KRIPP IS A SELLOUT ⎝ 4Head

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July 2017

Kripp

sellout

I want to fuck the Samsung girl

Oh my fucking god I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking ad I’ve done nothing but think about her. I can’t go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. I’ve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I can’t stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I can’t complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I can’t live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I fuck her perfect 3D modeled asshole. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as I’ll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this I’ve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldn’t want it any other way.

June 2021

Pepe / Feels Bad Man

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October 2016

Pepe

Harvest Jack Raid Shadow Legends ad

SPOOKY, you don’t wanna run into this pumpkin, harvest jack is one scary champion if you wanna see him shine put him in the arena, his fear ability turns good to bad and bad to worse. With his sythe and glowing eyes, harvest jack is scary, you want him on your side in RAID SHADOW LEGENDS, download now and play for free

May 2022

Hey Kripp, I hope this comment reaches you in time

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, I hope this comment reaches you in time (I'm on satellite internet). When will you review the cards for the upcoming "Curse of Naxxramas" expansion?

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July 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

Raise your right and yell Kripp is a sellout

sellout

I want to fuck the Samsung girl

Pepe / Feels Bad Man

Pepe

Harvest Jack Raid Shadow Legends ad

Hey Kripp, I hope this comment reaches you in time

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