[Copypasta] Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man

twitchquotes: 420/69 scientists agree that Twitch Chat is the most elusive substance known to man. The All-Knowing Twitch Chat flows through the very fabric of space and time. Twitch Chat is very unpredictable. What will Twitch Chat copy/pasta next? Nobody knows. Maybe the elusive Twitch Chat will copy/pasta this very message. Just remember, Twitch Chat knows all, and Twitch Chat is always right.
twitch chat
May 2017
What happened to this ad? :(
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Hey! I noticed you are fucking retarded

July 2022

DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY

twitchquotes: BabyRage DRAW IS BAD BabyRage HAND IS SUCKY BabyRage ALWAYS SECOND BabyRage NEVER LUCKY BabyRage
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August 2017

Hearthstone

neverlucky

Twitch Should Ban The Term ā€œLive-Streamingā€

twitchquotes: Twitch Should Ban The Term ā€œLive-Streamingā€. Itā€™s offensive to dead people. My great grandparents are dead and I would like to show them some respect and have twitch ban the term ā€œlive-streamingā€. Itā€™s a slur used against dead people
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December 2020

Taking my polar bear for a walk

twitchquotes: ā•­( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)ā•Æā•²_____Ź•Ā° į“„Ā°Ź” Oh, don't mind me. Just taking my polar bear for a walk.
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November 2014
Trump

If Biden wins, I'm moving to Alaska

twitchquotes: I simply will not stand to live in a country ruled by Biden. So if he wins the election, I am packing my bags and moving far away, where Joseph "Malarkey" Biden cannot reach me. I will be starting a new life in Alaska.
twitch chat
November 2020

2020 US Election

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