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โ ๏ธ ATTENTION โ ๏ธ my dream is full of in chat, pls help me fulfill my dream 
โ ๏ธ ATTENTION โ ๏ธ my dream is full of
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I used to be a real ad
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japan is best country in the world!
grrrr jappan ๐ฏ๐ต is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!๐คฌ๐ก!!!๐น๐คฌ!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis cultureโฉ๐๐ better than amrican๐ฝ๐๐!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere ๐ผand sakura trees are so ๐ธ a e s t h e t i c ๐ธ UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinฤ!!! ~hmph baka -_- ๐ฎ
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Ben Shapiro counts to one million
So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.
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Jared 10 years later...
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Ten years later, after retiring from Dignitas, Jared quit league, settled down, and found a girl he loved. Everything was going great until one night, after an incredibly romantic dinner, she dropped to her knees and proposed to Jared. As she opened the small box in her hands, Jared gasped when he saw the stone: two diamonds. His future wife leaned up next to his ear, slipped the ring on his finger, and whispered, "Don't be a p ussy."
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a tesla drives down the street in 2021
the year is 2021
A tesla drives down the street
unknowing of the danger behind it
a beast of American metal and lightning
The driver realizes he is in danger in his commie-fornia shoebox
He presses the pussy pedal as hard as he can
It cannot save him, he can hear the music already
"THIS IS GAWWWWWD'S COUNTRRRRRYYYYYYY"
He realizes he is already dead
In an instant he becomes like a fly in the grill of a truck
In the grill of the Ford F-150 EV
It stops for no one
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Half watermelon wants to be full watermelon
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Hey guys i am half watermelon but to be a full watermelon i need people to roll like water melon. I hope you will help me become a full fledged watermelon. Me as a full fledged watermelon will not disappoint you and I will become the best watermelon ever. Thank you.
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