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β οΈ ATTENTION β οΈ my dream is full of in chat, pls help me fulfill my dream 
β οΈ ATTENTION β οΈ my dream is full of
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I used to be a real ad
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I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face
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I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face and suffocate me and gives me no mercy, I want her to squash my head with her gigantic thighs like a hand squashes a tomato. Just knowing that she is able to do that brings me to the brink of orgasmic relief, but I know she won't smash my body with her arms hugging me like the bear emote. Fuck, why does she have to be a video game character, I want Blizzard to make sex dolls, I would buy out all the Zarya models and keep them for myself
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Overwatch
TWITCH RAIN
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ββββββββββββββββββββββββ ββοΎ. * ο½₯ ｑοΎβοΎ. * TWITCH RAINοΎ ο½‘οΎβ. * ο½₯ ｑοΎββ ββββββββββββββββββββββββ 
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where the vegan sun don't shine
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Hey dirtbag, this is Pogo's father. I hear you trash talking my son and ignoring my wife. I know you got some weird murloc fetish but you better pick my son or I'll get my old high school buddy Tanner and we will shove those carrots where the vegan sun don't shine.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
There is no need to be angry
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Hello Kripparian, "Truesilver Champion" is a common rarity card! This means that there are many chances during an arena draft to choose it compared to the rare, epic or legendary cards! It is not unreasonable for a Paladin deck to have 1 or more of "Truesilver Champion" so there is no need to be angry!
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Kripp
Hearthstone
PIRATE DECK OR WALK THE PLANK
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ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηβ ΰΌ½ΰ¨ ARRRR PIRATE DECK OR WALK THE PLANK ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηβ ΰΌ½ΰ¨
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