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β οΈ ATTENTION β οΈ my dream is full of in chat, pls help me fulfill my dream 
β οΈ ATTENTION β οΈ my dream is full of
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spagootie
sometimes i like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. i highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days.
next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "im so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.
If only QT was here
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DIG is 0-2 down to TIP, in champ select for their next game -"If only QT was here" says Kiwi -Smoke appears and out steps Imaqtpie -He knocks out CoreJJ and instalocks Quinn, screaming 'SQUAAK!' - QT feeds his ass off and DIG lose 0-3
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Drunk at Applebees
I donβt care if thereβs a microchip in the vaccine. Iβd let them put a whole MacBook Pro inside of me if it meant I could get drunk at Applebees again
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ATTENTION 2003 KIDS
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βοΈβοΈβοΈATTENTION 2003 KIDSβοΈβοΈβοΈ!!! This 
is the last year of being a kid ππ¦π§! Because NEXT πYEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RSππ
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!! PARTYING ππ DRINKING π»πΈπΉπ· MAKING OUT AND SEX π
π¦π³ PERIODS π©π« HEARTBREAKS ππͺ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
is the last year of being a kid ππ¦π§! Because NEXT πYEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RSππ
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!! PARTYING ππ DRINKING π»πΈπΉπ· MAKING OUT AND SEX π
π¦π³ PERIODS π©π« HEARTBREAKS ππͺ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
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Kripp
I fell asleep masturbating with the curtains open and porn playing
I thought it would be nice to nut before i slept and before my sleeping pill kicked in and my room was dark so I figured why close the blinds.
I was lubing up my cock with silicone lube, felt really good and got my cock really hard and was enjoying what I was watching.
Next thing I realized, I wake up at 11am, dick in hand with lube, lube spilled all over my body and sheets and porn still playing and the neighbors can clearly see what happened.
I live in an apartment area, and at the first floor so everybody next door saw everything. The neighbor right in front of me was having lunch and raised his glass to say cheers to me and smiled.
Advice: cover all your bases before jerking off, and don't jerk under the influence.