[Copypasta] Please quit calling it "Victory Fap"

Hey guys Saltarian here

twitchquotes: Hey guys Saltarian here, just want to let chat know that in order to survive I need to Feast upon the salt energy that kripp produces upon experiencing a long bout of bad luck. So please snipe and emote him in ways that will evoke his true salt essence. with enough salt I will take control of his scrawny vegan body and I will give chat what they have been waiting for all along...

twitch chat

May 2020

Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp please lick your knee

twitchquotes: Please for the love of god Kripp just lick your goddam knee. I've been sitting here for 10 hours straight watching that boney *** knee of yours by your big lushous mouth. Please just fulfill this one wish I have and lick that sexy *** knee of yours so I can blow my creamy load all over myself and slowly fall into a deep sleep.

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

deIlluminati face

twitchquotes: ( deIlluminati

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)

twitch chat

February 2016

Kripp

Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health. We have received reports of excessive PJSalt

production on your Twitch channel. You are a toxic individual and are hereby classified a Class A threat to national security. Please turn yourself in at the nearest Kappa

station to be deported.

twitch chat

February 2015

Kripp

salty

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~•　　　　 ~•　　　　　　　　~•　　　　　　　~•　　　　~• 　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~• ~• 　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　 ~• 　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~• 　　　　　　　　~• 　　　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~•

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Please quit calling it "Victory Fap"

Hearthstone

Hearthstone

Hey guys Saltarian here

Hearthstone

Kripp please lick your knee

deIlluminati face

Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health

salty

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

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