[Copypasta] God I want Zarya to be real

I sexually Identify as McCree

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as McCree. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking slowly on the battlefield announcing it's mid day. People say that being a McCree is Impossible but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a cowboyhat, revolver and High Noon memes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Jesse McCree" and respect my right to announce it's mid day. If you can’t accept me you’re a HighNoonaphope and need to check your gunslinger privileges.

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February 2017

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I sexually Identify as

SPAM THIS COKE TO MAKE DYNASTY CHOKE

twitchquotes: SPAM DrinkPurple

THIS

COKE

MAKE

DYNASTY

CHOKE

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March 2018

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God I want Zarya to be real

twitchquotes: God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Fuck I just want Zarya to be real

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June 2017

Overwatch

Use this 👌 if you disagree for the banning of this 👌

twitchquotes: Use this 👌 if you disagree for the banning of this 👌 on Overwatch and other e-sports. It’s the okay sign for god’s sake. And it means 9 in sign language. 👌

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April 2019

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YOUR GREEN WALL GOT BLOWN UP BY DANTEH

twitchquotes: SSSsss

YOUR GREEN WALL SSSsss

GOT BLOWN UP SSSsss

BY DANTEH

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March 2018

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[Copypasta] God I want Zarya to be real

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I sexually Identify as McCree

Overwatch

I sexually Identify as

SPAM THIS COKE TO MAKE DYNASTY CHOKE

Overwatch

God I want Zarya to be real

Overwatch

Use this 👌 if you disagree for the banning of this 👌

Overwatch

YOUR GREEN WALL GOT BLOWN UP BY DANTEH

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