[Copypasta] God I want Zarya to be real

twitchquotes: God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Fuck I just want Zarya to be real
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June 2017

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Valiant calls Shanghai

twitchquotes: HELLO SHANGHAI πŸ“ž 4Head IT'S THE VALIANT πŸ“ž 4Head WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE πŸ“ž 4Head
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March 2019
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Saying C9 at the end of every round

twitchquotes: Hi guys HeyGuys I'm one of the people who say C9 at the end of every round HeyGuys I admit we know what a C9 is but it's just funny to say all the time <3 That's all (^:
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September 2019
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IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP?

twitchquotes: πŸ“žπŸ‘½ HELLO? SINATRAA (SPECIMEN #3457) πŸ“žπŸ‘½HOW IS YOUR MISSION GOING? πŸ“žπŸ‘½ IS EARTH PREPARED FOR THE LANDING OF THE MOTHERSHIP? πŸ“žπŸ‘½
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April 2018
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I sexually Identify as McCree

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as McCree. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking slowly on the battlefield announcing it's mid day. People say that being a McCree is Impossible but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a cowboyhat, revolver and High Noon memes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Jesse McCree" and respect my right to announce it's mid day. If you can’t accept me you’re a HighNoonaphope and need to check your gunslinger privileges.
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February 2017

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My favorite character is the reaper guy

twitchquotes: My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.
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November 2018

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