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[Copypasta]Vegan prison
twitchquotes:Attention Kripp: As a friendly vegan lawyer, you need to inform chat this is 100% sellout stream. If you want to stay away from vegan prison where meat is stuffed into all new inmates, inform chat now.
Attention Kripp: As a friendly vegan lawyer, you need to inform chat this is 100% sellout stream. If you want to stay away from vegan prison where meat is stuffed into all new inmates, inform chat now.
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
twitchquotes:β βThis guy's deck is averageβ β βMy deck wins about half of the time against a deck like thatβ β "He played precisely those two cards" β βHe topdecked a mediocre card for a mediocre turnβ β "He had several cards" β βThere were multiple options open to meβ β βI played that"
β βThis guy's deck is averageβ β βMy deck wins about half of the time against a deck like thatβ β "He played precisely those two cards" β βHe topdecked a mediocre card for a mediocre turnβ β "He had several cards" β βThere were multiple options open to meβ β βI played that"
The tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty
twitchquotes:Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty? I thought not. Itβs not a story the streamer would tell you. Itβs a Salt legend. Darth Kripparian was a Dark Lord of the Salt, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create saltβ¦ He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he couldn't even keep the cards he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be salty.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty? I thought not. Itβs not a story the streamer would tell you. Itβs a Salt legend. Darth Kripparian was a Dark Lord of the Salt, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create saltβ¦ He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he couldn't even keep the cards he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be salty.
My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"
twitchquotes:Hey Kripp, mom here, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I dont know what that is, but a quick Google search shows Kripp subscribers are linked with NaCL overdose disorder. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent
Hey Kripp, mom here, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I dont know what that is, but a quick Google search shows Kripp subscribers are linked with NaCL overdose disorder. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent
Commonwealth of Veganism
twitchquotes:We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Veganism (which wonβt allow legal meat eaters) the State of Twitch, and the State of Kripparian, each one of which has a BIG Vegan lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Lettuce if, in fact, there was a large number of secretly dumped carrots as has been widely reported!
We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Veganism (which wonβt allow legal meat eaters) the State of Twitch, and the State of Kripparian, each one of which has a BIG Vegan lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Lettuce if, in fact, there was a large number of secretly dumped carrots as has been widely reported!