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in germany we have a beautiful saying if you like a girl "deine mutter lutscht schwänze in der hölle" it means your smile brightens my day 
Please no copy pasta
Please no copy pasta
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I used to be a real ad
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That's the power of cargo pants
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Excuse me? Cargo pants, motherfucker. My pockets have pockets. You can't stop the storage. And when it gets too hot, just unzip and remove the lower half of the legs. Utility, motherfuckers. Want me to hold your phone for a second? how about I hold one of every phone on the market, each with their own individual pocket. Want me to hold your souvenir from your vacation to Europe? How about I put Europe in my pocket. That's the power of cargo pants, motherfuckers
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Simping for Pokimane is a lifestyle
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Simping for Pokimane isn't just a moment, it’s a lifestyle 💫 a reason to breathe 🤲 an escape from this evil world filled with thieves 🌏 It’s art 🖼 the first gift you open on Xmas 🎁 a hug from a loved one 🤗 everything you’ve ever wanted love 💗 everything you need 💕🥺
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Ripperoni Pepperoni dude
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✓I'm just gonna shove this shit out ✓ *I'm pretty strong right now* ✓ *FUCK man* ✓ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* ✓ *I love it dude* ✓ *Epic nice dude* ✓ *Just gonna go shop* ✓ Did that really fucking hit me? ✓ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude ✓.
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imaqtpie
Yep
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sneaky's lips began to form the word. his lips were pursed into what couldn't be quite called an O shape, the sound of a C starting to leave his mouth. his lips stayed rounded as he let out the O, then finally flattened as he released the word. "cock," he finally spoke into the microphone, the tantalizing seconds over. he smiled watching the endless spam of "Yep", seeing the storm just one word could create.
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Kripp plays Armor Up Warrior
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Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. His face comes closer as he plants his wet lips onto mine. We are locked together in a beautiful display of love. Then I wake up. I look at Kripp's stream. He is playing Armor Up Warrior. Now I remember why I fell asl... 
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