[Copypasta] You have exceeded your monthly allowance of haHAA

twitchquotes: This is Comcast. You have exceeded your monthly allowance of haHAA and will pay overage fees of $20 per haHAA for the rest of this billing cycle.
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July 2017
I used to be a real ad
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Military intervention on the territory of Kripparrian chat

twitchquotes: 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣THIS IS MILITARY INTERVENTION ON THE TERRITORY OF KRIPPARRIAN CHAT, WE ARE TRYING TO PROTECT RUSSIANS IN THIS CHAT!! WE TAKING 1/3 OF THE CHAT OVER 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
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Tannerina Tanners girlfriend

twitchquotes: Hey it鈥檚 me Tanner I just wanted to apologize for always coming here and being mean to you. I shouldn鈥檛 have been so mean back in high school and I鈥檓 really sorry. HAH JUST KIDDING it鈥檚 Tannerina Tanners girlfriend, you really think he would ever apologize to you? I鈥檓 off to the nail salon catch ya later
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Tanner from High School

My 12 year old son watches Rick and Morty

twitchquotes: Today my 12 year old son and I walked into harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudly asked what a 12 year old was doing signing up for such a prestigious institute like harvard. My son took of to reveal his Rick and Morty shirt and proclaimed "Well you see sir I watch Rick and Morty". A look of confusion came over the deans face and I have never been so proud. The dean quickly made sure to appologize to my son but it was too late, the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated top of his class in the first day of college.
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October 2017

Rick and Morty

Jack Ma goes missing

Jack Ma is making poop emoji pillows in a factory now 11 hours a day and you guys are making jokes about him 馃様
January 2021

WallStreetBets

Under the sea

twitchquotes: 馃幍Under the sea馃幍 馃幍Under the sea馃幍 馃鈥岲arling it's better 馃憞 Down where it's wetter 馃寠 Take it from 馃me 馃槏 Up 鈽濓笍 on the 馃彇 shore they 馃憯work all day馃槄 Out in the 馃尀sun they slave away 馃挦While we devotin' 馃悹 Full time to floatin 馃強馃徑 馃幍Under the sea馃幍
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October 2018
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